DECEMBER 22, 2003 (Do Not Ask For Whom The Cash Register Rings, It Rings For Thee, But Certainly Not Me...)
DECEMBER 11, 2003 (Me: The Artist Formerly Known As Anomious...)
NOVEMBER 26, 2003 (If You Peek Behind The Curtain, You Just Might See More Curtain...)
NOVEMBER 20, 2003 (I'm Done...)
NOVEMBER 11, 2003 (What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do With All My Zippos?...)
OCTOBER 29, 2003 (Twelve Years In Clairemont and Four Years In Rancho Peñasquitos...)
OCTOBER 23, 2003 (The Beth-Glenn Dictionary...)
SEPTEMBER 29, 2003 (I'm 35, Which Means Sometimes I'm A 25-Year-Old And Sometimes I'm A 10-Year-Old...)
SEPTEMBER 23, 2003 (Vignettes XI: The Lab Called And Said Your Life Came Back Positive...)
SEPTEMBER 16, 2003 (Second Best Story: Remove Frozen Dinner From Carton Before Placing In Microwave...)
AUGUST 21, 2003 (Lovely Texas...)
AUGUST 19, 2003 (Yes, Quite Often I'm Asked If My Husband Plays Too...)
AUGUST 5, 2003  (Bastards Of A Feather Flock Together...)
JULY 23, 2003 (Say Hello To The Future Coach Of The Year In The Glenn-Beth Household...)
JULY 15, 2003 (Vignettes X: The African Outback...)
JULY 2, 2003  (That's Too Bad.   I've Always Liked The Word "Fairy"...)
JUNE 18, 2003 (Vignettes IX: I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Slim Fast Bars And Fat-Free Veggie Dip...)
JUNE 11, 2003 (Hey!  That Reminds Me Of Me!...)
JUNE 4, 2003 (A Picture Is Worth At Least 3 Or 4 Words...)
MAY 30, 2003 (Someday Soon, I'll Shut Up About All This Freelance Writing Stuff...)
MAY 24, 2003 (My Call To Arms...)
MAY 16, 2003 (Vignettes VIII: Cheaters Never Prosper, But A Little Bit Of Silliness Helps Out Now And Then...)
MAY 8, 2003 (Although I Can Have A Corona At 10:00 AM...)
MAY 2, 2003 (Shrimp?...)
APRIL 24, 2003 (Russian Chicks Dig Unemployed Wannabe Writers...)
MARCH 12, 2003 (Maybe I'll See You Again On November 18, 2005...) 
MARCH 4, 2003 (Trust...)
MARCH 2, 2003 (Softball Applications, Divorce Lawyer Bills, And A Dream In Sight...)
JANUARY 9, 2003 (Glenn, Minus $750; Barney, Minus $850; Our Hero Kenny, Minus $1,600...)