DECEMBER 20 2004: NHL-less, Heavy On Booze, Blurring, and Auto-Responder.
DECEMBER 10 2004: Mount Carmél, Sirius, The Sweeper, and Blunt Irony.
DECEMBER 2 2004: Just Napping, Except No Substitute, The Seven, and Gen Ex.
NOVEMBER 17 2004: The Engagement Issue.
NOVEMBER 11 2004: Firefox, Hand-Wringing, Fucktard, and New Hire.
OCTOBER 26 2004: Just Wondering Department, I Broke Google, Ex-Expos, and Newsflash.
OCTOBER 19 2004: The Rebuttal Issue.
OCTOBER 13 2004: Creamy, Demons And Heart, Vote For Chrome-Dome, and Run! Here Comes Some People!.
OCTOBER 1 2004: Ivan, Pig With Shoes, Top 5, and Easter At The Methadone Clinic.
SEPTEMBER 22 2004: On A List, Dishwasher, Freakin' Out, and Trash Love.
SEPTEMBER 11 2004: Tick-Tock, Fashion Show, Dana Scully Was Sixth, and Anti-Social.
SEPTEMBER 3 2004: The Choice, Why Separate Knob?!, Playground, and The World Is A Bastard.
AUGUST 27 2004: Spanish Mozzarella, Futbol Star, NASA Fakes, and Triple-A.
AUGUST 13 2004: 1980's Textbook, Transformation, Family Business, and Get Your Dander Up.
AUGUST 4 2004: Gender Problems, Crayons, One-Footed Rooster, and Terracotta.
JULY 20 2004: Angels Of The Corporate World, Cheesy, Broker And Broker, and Lost Track.
JULY 15 2004: The Ballplayer Issue.
JULY 7 2004: Moving Target Practice, 94, Reserve This, and Dead Limbs.
JUNE 24 2004: Cooking Sherry, Bump Bailey, Sparklers, and Drunk Birds.
JUNE 16 2004: Termites, Wedding Locations, The Theme, and Aw Nuts.
JUNE 8 2004: Useless, SASE, 102, and Floaters.
JUNE 3 2004: Knife-Wielders, Hen Sex, Google: "Capers", and Hunger Strike.
MAY 24 2004: September 7th, Falling Down Laughing, Way Out In Right-Center, and Worky Stuff.
MAY 18 2004: Sweat Physics, Wrong Side, 3 Periods Of Beer, and Vomiting.
MAY 14 2004: Mullets, Buggy Bastards, Best Birthday Present, and Stinky Delivery.
MAY 11 2004: 28 Hours A Day, Headfirst, The Oily White Meat, and Clickity-Clack.
MAY 6 2004: The Sunspots, First Base, Journey, and Clueless Utah.  
APRIL 23 2004: The Maintenance Issue.
APRIL 20 2004: Sausages, 45 Minutes, Windows 84, and A Public Service.
APRIL 16 2004: Let The Games Begin Again, Dog Spy, Cooking Secrets, and Ron Jeremy Superstar.
APRIL 14 2004: Watch That Cigar, Jerky, Bark Park, and Stupid Dumb.
APRIL 9 2004: The Vegas Show Issue.
APRIL 7 2004: Points For Barney, Huskies, Damn Dumb, and Already Doing It.
APRIL 5 2004: 756 Channels, Eckerd, Unhappy Together, and How Jeter Feels.
MARCH 31 2004: Oil Trucks, The Kibosh, No Arm, and Agreement.
MARCH 29 2004: Final Three, New Zealand, Bad Mother Fucker, and Ghost Town.
MARCH 26 2004: Carbon Copies, Faded And Outdated, Vignettes XIII, and Justin's Forum.
MARCH 24 2004: Hoot, A Double-Negative Warning, Worldwide Shipping, and Banana George.
MARCH 23 2004: Golfing Alligators, Inhaling Aerosol, Cox Cable, and Guilt.
MARCH 19 2004: Dog Thumbs, The FCC, Gene! Gene!, and Cold Hard Cinder Blocks.
MARCH 18 2004: French Perfume, Madness, Cessation Update, and Crazy TV Tammy.
MARCH 16 2004: Advisories, Hillary Howard, The Five Worst Days, and The New World Dictionary.
MARCH 9 2004: Dueling Curses, Constant Golfing, That God Guy Again, and Sweatpants.
MARCH 5 2004: Sinatra, Footwear Fines, Schnickels, and Creepy.
MARCH 3 2004: Demurring Cranes, Eight Idiots, The Temple Of Black Jesus, and Gas Money.
MARCH 1 2004: Cialis, Large Household Appliances, Baby Paramedics, and The Enola Gay.
FEBRUARY 26 2004: Hamster For You, Petco, Shiraz, and Otis Nixon.
FEBRUARY 24 2004: Spongmonkeys, $16.95, Echo And The Bunnymen, and Diligence.
FEBRUARY 23 2004: Showdown, Fox Sports Net, Heroes, and Weird.
FEBRUARY 20 2004: Pitchers And Catchers, Space Invaders, Extended Viewing Fees, and Weekends.
FEBRUARY 19 2004: Exidor, Evolving Standards Of Decency, God, and Max Kellerman.
FEBRUARY 18 2004: Mental Patients, Martians, Meaty Aluminum, and Peter Bondra.
FEBRUARY 17 2004: Valentine's, Cold Pizza, Ska Music, and The Muppets.
FEBRUARY 6, 2004  (End Of Part 1...)
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