Way Out In Left
Beliefs, Controls, and the Occasional Bologna Sandwich
DECEMBER 21 2006: The Holidays Are All About Evil Tinsel, Sad Stockings, And Wild Games Of Battleship.DECEMBER 13 2006: Holy Crap No More.DECEMBER 7 2006: Mean Boy.NOVEMBER 30 2006: And May All Your Christmases Be White.NOVEMBER 28 2006: The Jolly Jalopy Is Dead! Long Live The Jolly Jalopy!NOVEMBER 21 2006: Twenty Five Million People.NOVEMBER 17 2006: Mike And Kaz.NOVEMBER 6 2006: Thanks Anyway, But We Can Entertain Ourselves.OCTOBER 30 2006: Speeding Or Eating?OCTOBER 25 2006: Dead Can't Dance.OCTOBER 13 2006: Microcredit.OCTOBER 5 2006: This May Be Worse Than Those "Lost" Recap Episodes.SEPTEMBER 28 2006: Stick With Your Stick.SEPTEMBER 20 2006: My! What A Big Heavy Foam Head You Have!SEPTEMBER 11 2006: I'd Sell The Dog, But I Probably Wouldn't Get Very Much For Him.AUGUST 29 2006: I Speak Beth.AUGUST 24 2006: Put That In Your Book.AUGUST 22 2006: Cryin' Won't Help You, Prayin' Won't Do You No Good.AUGUST 15 2006: Other People's Children.AUGUST 8 2006: Do You Really Think A Little Scented Gauzy Tissue Is Going To Make A Difference?AUGUST 2 2006: A Whole New Crop Of Sports Teams To Jinx.JULY 27 2006: Sir, Are You Sure You Want To Be An Idiot?JULY 18 2006: Run.JULY 13 2006: One Last Beat Down And Then We'll Go Home.JULY 7 2006: Time To Pack Up Another Jersey.JULY 4 2006: The Truth About Peanuts.JUNE 28 2006: It Would Pay For Quite A Few Rounds Of Golf, If I Actually Had Time For Golf.JUNE 23 2006: Good Subjects, Good Light, Terrible Photographer.JUNE 20 2006: Your Tap Dancing Days Are Over.JUNE 13 2006: Flight 7337 To Tower--We Are Going Down.JUNE 6 2006: Hello Sooty.JUNE 1 2006: Everyone Needs A Flashlight.MAY 25 2006: And There Was Much Rejoicing In Kneeland And A Celebratory Parade Commenced.MAY 21 2006: Things Aren't Right In Kneeland.MAY 18 2006: Revisiting.MAY 12 2006: YOU Suck...And YOU Suck...And YOU Suck Too.MAY 9 2006: My Problem On The Golf Course Is Not Driving The Ball, It's Driving The Cart.MAY 3 2006: Big Heavy Hot Stifling Sponge Head. APRIL 27 2006: Which Side Of The Wall Are You On?APRIL 25 2006: I'd Like Three Gumballs, Please. APRIL 20 2006: Don't You Be My Neighbor.APRIL 17 2006: Peeps.APRIL 13 2006: Virginia Slim Menthol Ultra Light 100 Girlieman Cigarettes.APRIL 11 2006: No, Really, It Is Trash.APRIL 7 2006: As A Matter Of Fact, We Had Asparagus Last Night.APRIL 5 2006: There's Nothing Quite Like Free.MARCH 31 2006: Cheeseburgers, Champagne, And Scrabble.MARCH 28 2006: Mason Nation.MARCH 24 2006: The Schadenfreude Symphony.MARCH 22 2006: It Takes A Real Tape Recorder To Sanitize A Cocker Spaniel. MARCH 19 2006: And You Didn't Believe Me When I Said 'One And Done'.MARCH 16 2006: One And Done II.MARCH 13 2006: One And Done. MARCH 10 2006: Sir, You'll Have To Put That In The Overhang Compartment. MARCH 7 2006: You're An Expert If You Act Like One.MARCH 6 2006: The Bounty Ordeal. MARCH 2 2006: I Can Afford Heat, Water, Electricity, and The Washington Post. FEBRUARY 28 2006: Free Roby Chavez! Free Roby Chavez!FEBRUARY 23 2006: Barney's Most Regrettable Moment.FEBRUARY 21 2006: Hooked On Curling. FEBRUARY 20 2006: We've Officially Bottomed Out. Who's Our Next Guest?FEBRUARY 2 2006: Timber!, Big Turd, 5 Months Out, and Alpo Cake. JANUARY 10 2006: Baskets And Baggage, Eating Leaves, Beds, and Coco Suave.
2000-2006