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April 5 2004. |
HOW JETER FEELS.
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With every order of the official A-Rod New York State Quarter, you get a free
Derek Jeter Quarter. Seriously. I couldn't make this stuff up.
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RELATING.
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ECKERD.
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CALL NOW!
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I
just got off of the phone with Barney. He called specifically to tell me how Hammy
had called him this morning just to tell him some silly story. Barney was laughing at the fact that it was a pointless little story.
Hmm. I can relate.
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Seems that CVS is
set to buy over 1,200 Eckerd units (stores). Well, I suppose CVS stock
is going to go up even more. Way to sell off all your stock, Mr. Glenn.
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"Unlike most newsletter companies, we do not have a set-up fee and
you are not required to sign up for a minimum
number of newsletters."
Yeesh. I wonder if I'm going to burn in Writer's Hell for having to write ad copy.
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UNHAPPY TOGETHER.
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That
stupid Applebee's song is stuck in my head. Actually, let me rephrase:
The song by The Turtles ("Happy Together") in that stupid Applebee's commercial is stuck in
my head.
Imagine steak and shrimp / Or shrimp and steak
/ Imagine both of these / On just one plate
I've decided
that just because of that commercial, I'm not going to even drive by an
Applebee's, let alone ever eat at one.
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756 CHANNELS.
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756
Channels, Eckerd, Unhappy Together, Prorating, How Jeter Feels, Geeks,
and Call Now!, and Relating. |
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Beth
has decided that she doesn't like the new digital cable. She says there
are too many channels and she can't keep them all straight. Isn't having
too many channels sort of the whole point?
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GEEK.
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PRORATING.
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of cable, Cox has a week-long preview of their Major League Baseball
pay-per-view in which you get 10 channels of televised games (as opposed
to 10 channels of un-televised games?). So I'm all geeked-up about
watching the Padres all week--including their first game in their new
stadium.
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I'm
trying to figure out how to prorate a capital invest for multiple
clients. For example, my printer is a one-time expense. How would I
split up that expense for accounting purposes?
And how come I have to do this shit?
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2000-2004 by gja.
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