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got nothing to say about sports today. I promise.
I was cleaning out some old files on my
computer last night and I ran across some song lyrics that Beth and I
made up when we first started dating. Apparently, we wrote 'em down for
posterity...or maybe for our future kids to sing...or maybe for me to
post on the internet and embarrass us both.
TOSSING BREAD IN THE BACKYARD SONG
(Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It")
THE BIRDIES AND THE SQUIRRELIES LOVE THE BREAD
THE BIRDIES AND THE SQUIRRELIES LOVE THE BREAD
AND THE BIRDIES AND THE SQUIRRELIES
AND THE SQUIRRELIES AND THE BIRDIES
AND THE BIRDIES AND THE SQUIRRELIES LOVE THE BREAD!
THE KITTY HAS AN EYE INFECTION SONG
(Sung to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas
Is My Two Front Teeth")
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY BIG LEFT EYE
MY BIG LEFT EYE
MY BIG LEFT EYE
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY BIG LEFT EYE
SO I CAN SEE THE DOGGY BET-TER.
THE OBOE SONG
(Sung to the tune of "Whistle While You Work")
OBOE, ARE YOU GAY?
OBOE, ARE YOU GAY?
I HEARD YOUR TUNE TODAY
AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO SAY:
OBOE, ARE YOU GAY?
OBOE, ARE YOU GAY?
THE ASPARAGUS SONG
(I have no idea)
A-SPAR-A-GUS!
A-SPAR-A-GUS!
GONNA HAVE A BLACK SHIT TOMORRRR-ROW!
Yeah, maybe we do act like 4-year-olds, but you
can't tell me that you've never made up stupid little songs.
Right? Right? Hello?
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