A penny for your thoughts. Right
now.
......Damn it, I gotta call Tony about
Caps tickets tomorrow……I really don't
want to go ice skating for Cocio-Coco's
birthday, but maybe fate will play its
card……New people……Matt's in town Friday,
ready the liver!……And damn the goddamn
torpedoes……Documentation, dokumentation,
documentazione, documentacion,
documentacao, documentatie, achtung
motherfucker!……"I'm sorry sweetie, I
can't give you any food tonight. You're
getting an ultra-sound tomorrow, okay?
I gotta starve you tonight."……Thanks for
the Meowing Tour of the house,
catso……Gonna wake up Barney, Mr.
It's-Nine-O'Clock-I-Must-Be-Sleeping.
Didn't even hear me come in.....Sheena
brought it out: Not a
goddamn thing is going on. Is that bad?
Yeah, it is. Don't sugar coat
it……Quite often, it really sucks. Yeah,
the house is clean, but it's
empty......No, no, no: Shake all that
off. It's all good and fine.....Coke
tab flat, Coke tab down, Coke tab flat,
Coke tab vertical......Far out,
man……Before, after, before, after……LOL,
she was good for laughs……Wait a sec,
this "With Or Without You" is from '98,
but didn't they finish the tour--ah,
never mind, it did finish in '98……Why do
I got all this shit going on in my
vacation all of a sudden? Contacts,
damn it! Tomorrow, after the 'rents
leave. Just take the cell in case the
vet calls……I gotta find "40" from the
Point Depot. I hate leaving that CD
unfinished. Burn baby burn!……Really,
how hard is it to be a drummer?……Jesus,
is this the best I can come up with?
And how often am I gonna do this during
softball? Plus, I got the coed stats
and shit……Six dots, matey……The leg thing
is not a nervous habit, it's just excess
energy playing out to the music, I told
her……Scrunching the eyes and saying,
"Okay??"……Alright, now this
conflagration is starting to sway the
thoughts in that direction. I mean, if
I have enough time to think about the
word "scrunch," then it turns into
scrunchie which turns into the hair
notions aisle which makes me wonder why
Carly called which goes on and on and
on……So type faster you idiot……The
fingers are fast because I get a lot of
use out of them masturbating, or
something like that……I thought it was
funny when I sent it……Barney better not
sneak up on me or else I'll freakin'
shit myself……Damn, I swear a ton……God,
he's reaching: "Take Me To The River"?
He's in a zone, apparently……Ow, now it's
the neck……But I see the cat is prepping
for sleepdom. Yay! Your days are
numbered, Sparky……And I gave Barney shit
about that……What ti--midnight, so that's
about 7 hours if I went right now. 3 to
7 is only 4, though. Screw it. Sleep
is downtime, you don't get anything
done……Uh......Is the mind ever
blank?……"All the promises we
made"--yogurt……apparently not……Enough?
Done?……Enough thinking about thinking of
thinking things to think
about. Actually, that's untrue,
sir......Time to Cut--no, Copy, Log In,
and then
Paste. Napster's off, so it's all
quick……And another is done for a few
days, which means on, uh, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Friday. Friday the next one......"Go mmmmmme."