From: Dad
  To: Glenn
    "Hope you had a wonderful time at the Nationals home opener, you lucky stiffs!
    Love, Dad"

  From: Glenn
  To: Dad
    "We had a great time. The crowd was into every pitch of the game and was pretty loud the whole time. Great atmosphere! And everyone had some sort of Nationals gear on. Of course, RFK is pretty cramped and old, but they did a good job getting it ready. There were a few glitches: long lines at concessions/souvenirs, not enough ushers, no out-of-town scoreboard, no pencils for keeping score in the program, the TV's in the concourse weren’t showing the game, etc. But those glitches will get worked out.
   Although I obviously don’t like him, it was neat to see Bush throw out the first pitch. Plus, they had old Senators players (including Frank Howard) take the field with the Nationals players’ gloves. Then the current Nationals ran out and took their gloves from the old players and the game started. That was very cool.
   Politicians/media people were everywhere, of course: Sen. McCain, Laura Bush, Bush’s daughters, Jeb Bush, Sen. Dodd, all the District city council, Anthony Williams, Bud Selig, all the local TV media, etc. We didn’t see anyone famous up close except for one: we were going to our seats (we got there early, around 5:00) and we were walking behind an older couple. Someone who was passing by in the opposite direction recognized the man ahead of us and said “Hi Mr. Kemp! Go Bills!” It was Jack Kemp and his wife. Kinda cool. Thought of you, since you grew up in Buffalo and all…
    All in all, it was a great time. I’ll never go to another Orioles game, that’s for sure. I like the Nats and they’re definitely going to be my #2 team.
    Love,
    Glenn"

  I found this ad on washingtonpost.com. They can't say "ass" in their paper, but they sure as hell can show it.