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April 23 2004. |
MAINTENANCE.
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little maintenance today.
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STRUGGLING.
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SKIP.
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SHOW OF SHOWS.
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Well,
after close to three weeks of fantasy
baseball, I'm suffering mightily. Both my
teams are languishing near the back of the pack. My pitching stinks.
But on a high note, Hammy (whom we've dubbed The Evil Empire)
and Scott ("Fucking retard!") are struggling as well.
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Remember that
little Jack Russell terrier I was blabbing on about the other day? Well,
I forgot to mention that I was calling him "Skip" because he
looked like the dog from the movie ("My Dog Skip" of course).
Well, the dog catcher called the next day to let me know that she located Skip's owner.
And yes, his name was actually Skip.
Freaky.
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Jesus, it's finally finally finally over. The Vegas Show Scandal has finally come to an end. After 4 brutal months
of indecision, we're going to see the Amazing Jonathan. Barney has
purchased the tickets and the emails have stopped.
This little magician guy better be worth it.
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DORK'S DEBATE.
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AUCKLAND, TEXAS.
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The
Patty vs. Links debate has really heated up. Since I'm a big dork, I was
asking everyone at softball last night what their preference was.
So far the Links are winning with about a 3-1 margin. Go Links
go!
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Besides
the the one located
in Texas, I've discovered that there's another company that
has the name I want in New
Zealand. I suppose it's true: there are no new ideas.
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BUSINESS.
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The
Maintenance Issue. |
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Speaking of my
new one-man company, I've got the website
up and running and I'm just about ready to go public. Soon enough, the money
will be rolling in. Heh.
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SECOND-TO-LAST
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DEAD LAST.
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the fact that my Washington
Capitals finished second-to-last in the whole NHL, they did manage
to procure the first pick in the draft (it's a lottery system between
the crappiest teams). And of course, the Pittsburgh Penguins--who were
dead last in the league--cried and moaned about not getting the number
one pick. Boo frickin' hoo. Tough shit for them.
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Thankfully,
I didn't finish last in the NCAA
tournament pool. However, I was so far out of the frickin' money
that I shouldn't be allowed to pick ever again.
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2000-2004 by gja.
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