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August 4 2004. |
ONE-FOOTED ROOSTER.
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I think my computer is getting ready to die. Besides most programs
taking 60-90 seconds to load, my 1998 hard drive clicks and clucks like a
one-footed rooster.
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SOUP.
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TWO DOLLARS.
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One-footed
rooster? That reminds me of a George Costanza simile:
"The sea was angry that day. Like an old man sending back soup in a deli."
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Why
I Like My Bastard Friends:
Last night, Kenny was telling us the story of how his sister gets charged two dollars every time she
receives a text message on her cell phone. So Ken keeps sending her text
messages--and simply types in "$2" and nothing else.
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GENDER PROBLEMS.
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CRAYONS.
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Beth and I discovered something slightly unsettling this morning. We
figured out that in our relationship, she's plays the traditional male role and I play the female role.
Read on:
- She doesn't like to shop, doesn't do any of the cooking,
doesn't do housecleaning, has a regular 9-5 job, and is generally a slob
(sorry, hon).
- I like grocery shopping, I do all of the cooking, I do all of
the housecleaning, I stay home, and I'm neat and organized
to the point of obsession.
And like most relationships, the female is really in charge. And I
really am.
Uh, in charge, not female......
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TERRACOTTA.
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Taking
Up Space, Gender Problems, Two Dollars, Crayons, One-Footed Rooster,
Soup, Terracotta, and Suffering. |
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Don't ever buy a house with a terracotta tiled kitchen floor. It's
almost impossible to clean it without leaving streaks (there I go again
with my housecleaning weirdness).
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SUFFERING.
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TAKING UP SPACE.
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Speaking of George Costanza, Seinfeld is pretty much ingrained in
my head. And I can't get it out. Not only does a day not go by where I
quote a line from the show to somebody, but I quote it in my head to
myself. I'll be thinking of something and suddenly a line will pop into
my head. Jeez, I got problems.
"Are you sensing any suffering right now?".....
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Padres Update: Second place, 4 1/2 games back, and tied for the wild
card.
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2000-2004 by gja.
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