"Since it's going to rain all week you can't golf. You can still drink and write, so please write more!! I have to work and it's boring. Entertain me, please."   -- Tina, Virginia

"Someone has way, way, way (did I say way, way, way? I meant way, way, way, way, way, way) too much time on their hands...and how is your golf game"   -- Roy, Sexland

"Fantastic!!! My boyfriend's name is Glenn Arnold and he once dated Geri from the Spice Girls. I think your journal is great. Good luck with jacking your job in and hope freelance is profitable!   -- Stephanie, Isle of Wight

"Thank god you changed the background...It's hilarious stuff either way, but now I don't get a headache reading it."   -- Edie, Virginia

"Your approach is rather unique ... Your titles are a riot and the entries themselves are even better. I'd like to be able to make my own journal more like yours ..... something interesting and funny, as well as thought provoking and reflective. Keep up the good work."   -- Bryan, Somewhere In Time

"I'm not saying stop the journal because, I--like your other friends--enjoy reading it, but if it truly is your dream to write for a living then don't give that dream up because you say you are too lazy."   -- Beth, Virginia

"This is a notice that the credit card listed for your Hostway account will expire on April 1."   -- Hostway

"Why did you change the tagline, you know, the one with the cat and swipe? I like the old one. The spirit is there, but there are some added modifiers. I don't recall 'playful', 'self-inflicted', 'long' or 'diagonal'. I think it was 'scratch' and not 'cut'."   -- Justin, Picky

"just bookmarked you. funny stuff. total google accident finding your site. thanks for the laughs on a grey day. wonderful to have friends--i have none."   -- James, Canada