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Alright, let's see what I've got planned for the
day.....Hmm.....I must have written "Jack Around All Day,
You Lazy Motherfucker" on the back because I don't see it
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Most people separate their laundry into darks, whites, and
colors. Not me. I separate mine into work clothes,
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Holy Christ! Forget
the laundry! I think I just popped out a family of four!
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Jeez, what the hell did I eat last night? Must've been that
half pound of kielbasa. I guess I'll have the other half
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Alright, let's get
motivated. Daily Household Chore #1: The
Dishes. No, I'm not actually going to do the
dishes, I'm just going to take a picture of them.
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Daily Household Chore #2:
Sedate the pets.
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Hello Mr. Wine! I
see you there, trying to hide behind the paper towels!......Nah,
too early in the day for that.
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Damn, I love caller
ID. It's Eric, so obviously I'm not answering it. He
just wants to come over and drink the rest of my coffee (and
look at the porn Barney sent me).
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A good day off wouldn't
be complete without contemplating some of the odder things in
the world. In this case, it's this strange Christmas
decoration that Beth bought. I call it Planet
Christmas. I don't know what it does, but I kinda like it.
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Alright, time to cross
off everything on my list even though I didn't really do any of
these things. Screw it.
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This must be the
"Jack Around All Day" part. Mucho emailing, a
little Sim City, and sending viruses to Barney.
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It's calling to me. I can hear it.
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6 o'clock already? Bethy should be rolling home soon, so
it looks like it's time for......
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......The shower!
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Or maybe not......
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What's that, boy? You're thirsty? Is that what
you're trying to say? You got a corkscrew on ya maybe?
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Hey, my sweetie's home! Check out those groovy cow
slippers. She's got weird taste in home decorating and in
footwear.
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Ah yesh, the day finally has a purpish. A shwell ending to
a shwell day off. And yesh, I did leave the housh
today. I went down the driveway to get the newshpaper.
Sho there!
Good
night!
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