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I
finally got to see Rat Bastard's house. I had heard about it from a few
people who were lucky enough to be invited over, but I hadn't had the
opportunity yet (or, more precisely, an invite). But last week I got the
chance. I needed to get his newsletters to him and he said to just bring
them by the house. Woo, I'm in!
So after about a 45-minute drive into South Riding, I pulled up to his place. Pretty
impressive from the outside. I knocked on the door a full five minutes before he
answered. "Sorry, I was in the kitchen," he said. The kitchen? How far
away is the kitchen from the front door? Well, after walking in the
house, I found out: pretty freakin' far. Jesus, what a place. Two living
rooms. A double spiral staircase (with enough room for a 12' Christmas
tree on the landing). A sitting room. And a kid's playroom that was
about the size of my house's entire first floor. I didn't get the
full tour so I didn't get to see the bowling alley, the delicatessen, or the
casino, but what I did see was pretty damn nice.
On my way out, I took a picture with my cell
phone just to prove I was there:
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