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TEXACO.
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My Texaco bill came in the mail today. It said, "NO PAYMENT
REQUIRED". And it got me to thinkin' about when the last time
I got gas was......
According to my records, December 29th was the last time I put
gas in my truck. December 29th! That was almost two months ago. I think
I need to get out of the house a little more.
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GOD.
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EVOLVING STANDARDS OF DECENCY.
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KELLERMAN?
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Favorite Line Heard Recently......"Every time you masturbate, God
kills a kitten."
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"...But the question still remains of whether or not these
'evolving standards of decency' are enough to topple the juvenile death
penalty."
Ick. I can't seem to get anywhere with Death Penalty Article Number Four. I have no problems with the
introduction, but then I kinda fade out after that. Maybe I'll put it aside and try again tomorrow.
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Does anyone happen to know what happened to Max Kellerman? |
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U.S. MAIL.
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CRASH.
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Excuse me, but shouldn't residential mail delivery occur before 5 p.m.?
Is that really too much to ask? Newman!
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Jesus, my host crashed for about an hour and wiped out everything I had
posted on the site. Fortunately, all I had to do was republish and
tweak a few things. Goddamn Hostway gave me a heart attack.
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NOW CURSING D.C.
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OOPS.
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To: Cold Pizza
Subject: Worst Sports Town
Tortured? Disgruntled? Aggravated? Disappointed? There's only one sporting city that comes to mind when you mention those 4 words......
......San Diego.
Never mind the perfect weather and beautiful beaches. What good are those things when your town is so sports deficient that the NBA's Clippers--yes, the Clippers--leave town? If San Diego isn't good enough for the worst franchise in NBA history, then what good are they? The Chargers? Don't talk to me about the Chargers. They haven't had a winning season since Lance
Alworth. And the Padres? Please. The word "padres" is Spanish for "putrid". Even the area college teams are awful. San Diego hosts a big-time
college football bowl game (The Franco-American Spaghetti-O Holiday Bowl, or whatever), but the closest the San Diego State Aztecs have been to the game is when the players work out at the stadium for spring practice--in April.
But even though the statistics show that San Diego is the all-time worst sports town, they'd never get that recognition--they can't even finish first in
that.
~Glenn Arnold
(born in San Diego, escaped to Fairfax, Virginia)
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Maybe I shouldn't have talked about God killing kittens. After
all, some people may have recently lost a pet.
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EXIDOR.
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Exidor,
Two Cents, Evolving Standards Of Decency, Cookbooks, Crashes, God, Oops,
Texaco, U.S. Mail, Curses, and Max Kellerman. |
Last night, Beth and I were talking about Mork And Mindy (a very
normal evening discussion). She (wrongly) claimed that the show
improved when Mearth showed up. I theorized that the show improved
once Robert Donner was added to the cast--as that robe-wearing nutball,
Exidor.
Personally, I believe Exidor deserved his own show.
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COOKBOOK.
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TWO CENTS.
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Everyone always says that in order to write, one must read. Well, I'm
reading "Culinary Artistry," which is sort of an abstract
cookbook. Does that count? Maybe if I plan to write a cookbook, I
suppose.
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I just changed the font from "Blind New Roman" to "Tw Cen
MT" because it was damn hard to read. But what the hell does
"Tw Cen MT" mean?
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