stay home
comb your goldfish
eat a peach
dress up
spit
swear
fuck 'em
fake your own death
then lie about it
crack open a beer
creep
crawl
find out who your friends are
wave to your mom
delegate
insinuate
go camping in the nude
eat another peach
harbor a fugitive
buy a book on the subject
burn
direct with 2 fingers
laugh it up, funny man
go boldly
smile that smile
towel off
park in the rear
reap all the benefits
die anyway
call her
Do What You Know Is Right
spend the time to be coherent
sleep
look at the sky right now
peel
pull
run far away
think of nothing
know nothing
kiss off
feel free
watch the motorcade
and be careful
saturate
play with Mr. Potato Head
call her now
drive
understand
forget
buy a harmonica
light a candle
curse the darkness
put your hands in the air
you know you don't care
sweat
get a package of freezer burn
Sing, goddamn it!
trade your valuables for trinkets
suck
pretend you're not you
smell others
scurry around
find out who's in charge
then take over
CALL HER!
figure out how to set the VCR
have another kid
help yourself to whatever
breathe
now stop
describe
learn 2 things
forget 1 thing
spell
use a blade of grass as a flute
love
(just try not to)
partake
caravan to the Super Fresh
know that food is fun
surf
wake up refreshed
have the last peach
and don't call her
prepare for Armageddon
simplify
rationalize
stick to your guns
walk with a limp
pick up your toys
spare me
cry for me
eat me
be
have the respect of your peers
then fuck 'em
drink
tally up your losses
put a sweater on your dog
browbeat
color your placemat
drive until you're done driving
wait
shut it all down
believe that Sean Connery is here
yes, watch more TV
be polite, you bastard
look at thing differently
squint
punt on 1st down
conform
deny
stretch out
bring it down 2 notches
sleep with whomever
piss
do good
ignore this
feel the insides of your knees
paint
grow
take turns telling stories
arch your back
tell me a secret
refold the map correctly, son
cajole
buy nothing for 1 month
become political
screen your calls
fart in an elevator
rock on
bend to nothing
listen to everything
desire
speak whenever I want you to
think you're right
throw something
question God
vindicate yourself
be alone
tear up a cocktail napkin
stamp out burning ducks
dream
dream louder
fornicate
order a pizza
keep your socks pulled up
loiter
know what you're doing
but pretend you don't
pack up
find pleasure in idle fantasies
collate
listen
see reflections in every window
hesitate
forget today
owe your parents a dinner
always wash your hands
make or break
watch the blood in your veins
meet people
pout
Don't look at me like that
imagine flying
exit
wish
twitch for no apparent reason
tempt fate
Worry About What You Can Control
bear nothing
mumble
quote wisely
wear earmuffs
play with yourself
tarnish anything positive
caress
be depressed
remember
see what the poor are doing
learn what 'cajole' means
say what you feel
bungle it
bring out your dead
find something irresistible
count
locate Zaire's capital
faint
trip through my wires
be coy
sit, ubu, sit
take care now, hon
verify
falsify
tip-toe
color inside the lines
but think outside the box
reincarnate
give the gift that keeps on giving
try try again
sell
go
exist
manipulate what you hate
space out
keep on truckin'
hang down your head Jim Dooley
practice
take the corners nicely
crave
be ready to leave at any time
come here, Stay!
name your fingers
see it
draw
crumple
line up your soldiers
fix the washer
book 'em
relive your childhood
rearrange your childhood
sin
capture
put your glasses on
be more articulate
face forward and be heard from
ickle me
pickle me
tickle me too
shake
be diligent
quit very very gradually
spark a revolution
wonder
run at peak efficiency!
honor thy father
push
crush
smear
repeat after me
damn the goddamn torpedoes
dent your car on purpose
repeat after me
be wide awake
do
believe nothing
go on...
...take a shower.
