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Saturday February 23 2008.
You're Not Drunk, But Your Refrigerator Is.

With Beth out of town this weekend (visiting her family in North Carolina) I figured this would be a good time to take care of a few minor housey-type projects. A little interior painting, replacing some ceiling tiles downstairs, stuff like that. Nothing major, really, but just a few things on my list that I've been putting off lately.

The first project I tackled yesterday was fixing the kitchen cabinets. A couple of the cabinets were coming loose from the wall a little bit and one cabinet in particular--above the refrigerator--had a little bit of sag going on. It was leaning enough to the left that I couldn't open the left-hand door without it scraping the top of the fridge. So I propped it up and secured it with a few wood screws into the cabinet on the left. Then I used a couple of toggle bolts to secure it to the wall on the right. I tried the door again. Still scraping. Hmm. Since I didn't really feel like taking the whole damn cabinet down and repositioning it, I got the bright idea to just raise the doors. Me smarter than cabinet! A couple of measurements and drill holes later and the doors were a half-inch higher. Presto. Mission accomplished. No more scraping.

Later that evening as I was slugging down some lemonade straight out of the pitcher in front of the open refrigerator (hey, Beth's not around), my gaze came to rest on the top of the fridge...

Could it be--? Is it possible that--? I got out my level and placed it on top of the fridge.

Sure enough, the damn refrigerator was higher on the left-hand side. Cabinet smarter than me!

 

 
 
 

 

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