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February 26 2004. |
FISH.
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Quote Of The Day courtesy of MonkeyFilter.
I'll warn you in advance. It's about oral sex, but it's funny as hell:
"Guys are expected to lick a fish for ten minutes, and women complain about swallowing a teaspoon of cream?"
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HAMSTER FOR YOU.
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THE MOON.
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Smarty-Pants Beth left me a little present this morning: the
Spongmonkeys were singing "Love Tha Moon" on my computer. It
kinda scared me. "What the fuck is that sound?..." |
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ROSIE O'DONNELL.
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Although I think Rosie O'Donnell is one of the Top Ten Obnoxious People
On The Planet, I have to give her kudos for getting pissed off at
President Bush and flying to San Francisco to get married.
The fact that people are trying to change the Constitution just so gays can't marry makes me
shake my head. It's too bad
we can't be more accepting as a society. Sanctity of marriage? The people getting married out in San Francisco know a lot more
about the word "sanctity" than most of the rest of us.
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OTIS NIXON.
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CHARLATANS U.K.
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SUE PALKA.
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Quick Question......Who is uglier: Otis Nixon or Willie McGee? |
First Song For Sheena's Wedding: "Sproston Green" by
Charlatans U.K.
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Beth was telling me a childhood story the other night of how her family
used to dislike local weatherperson Sue Palka. So we made up a chants:
"Down With Palka! Down With Palka!"...and..."We Are The
Riddels! We Think Sue Smells!"
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love her.
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PETCO.
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Hamster
For You, The Moon, Petco, Charlatans U.K., Rosie O'Donnell, Picking With Your Ass,
Shiraz, Fish, Otis Nixon, and Sue Palka. |
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Name The Event answer: The first regular season game at the San Diego
Padres new home, Petco Park (yes, they apparently expect people to line
up for this).
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SHIRAZ.
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PICKING WITH YOUR ASS.
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It's gonna be a tough night. We're burying our Kitty once Beth gets home
from work. I'm starting to feel that little lump in the back of my
throat. Looks like those two bottles of shiraz won't last through the
evening.
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"Who has Flynn's number? Get his ass to make a pick!" -- Ken
The Draft Nazi, 2004 style.
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2000-2004 by gja.
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