Way Out In Left

friday january 2, 2004

(Vignettes XII: Tipping Under The Influence Is Illegal In Some States...)

On New Year's Eve, Barney and I, along with our two favorite women Bé and Beth, went to a fairly ritzy Italian restaurant out in Great Falls.  Nice food, linen napkins, the works.  Each of us ordered the full course New Year's special and we split several $50 bottles of wine between us.  Yes, several.  Needless to say, Barney Boy and I did most of the drinking.

When the rather pricey check arrived at the end of our 3-hour meal, Barney and I decided to split the check in half.  Then we split the tip.  He left 10% on his half of the check and I left 10% on my half of the check.

Ten percent on his half of the check plus ten percent on my half of the check equals twenty percent, right?

Right?

Oops.

 



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