FROM: Netscape
Customer Support
TO: NetCenter Site User: wayoutinleft ID# 102303
<u2glenn@netscape.net>
SUBJECT: Unused SiteDear wayoutinleft
ID# 102303,
Have you forgotten about your site?
This is just a friendly reminder that you have not accessed
your account in over 60 days. As you know, Netscape offers
free limited web space for personal and business use.
However, in order to keep our servers running as efficiently as
possible, it is our policy to delete any account that goes unused
for more than 90 days.
Although we hope you still would like to continue to use your
site, if you do not access your account within the next 30 days,
we will have no choice but to delete wayoutinleft.
If you have lost your password, please go to the
following link and we will happily email the information to you: http://sites.netscape.net/users41/reg.lost/~102303/ugsd/moron/cgi-bin.html.
If you feel that you have received this email in error, please
contact Netscape Customer Support: support@netscape.net.
Thank you.
Netscape Customer Support
TO:
Netscape Customer Support
FROM:
Glenn
Arnold, wayoutinleft ID# 102303
SUBJECT: Re:
Unused Site
Dear Netscape Nazis,
Listen, you maggots, I get plenty of shit from my friends for not
updating my
journal on a regular basis. Do I really have to put up with
shit from you all too? I think not. If your web space
is so precious, why don't you: a) Get better servers, b) Delete
some of the other websites like "My Britney-'N Sync-Ricky
Martin-Carson Daly Tribute Page" or "Rear-Action
Lubed-Up Lesbian Leather Bikers In The Sauna Page," or c)
just blow me and then maybe I'll consider updating it.
Look, I was extremely busy over the last 3 months of last
year and I simply did not have the time to update my site.
First, softball was finishing up and with all the championship
teams I was playing on, there simply wasn't enough time to
write. Second, I screwed up my ankle (yeah, I should have
slid, but so what?) and I was in too much pain to log on to the
computer. Third, work was a zoo with 17 billion idiotic
customers coming in to my store looking for that stupid Singing
Bass thing for Christmas. Finally, my girlfriend moved
in at the end of December and I had to lug her pool table, her
executive oak desk, her life-size Vince Carter statue, and her
cinderblock entertainment center up 9 nine flights of
stairs. So quit bitching at me about not writing!
No thanks to you at all,
Glenn Arnold, wayoutinleft ID# 102303
P.S. - Okay, it was only 3 steps, not 9 flights.
P.P.S
- Um, you don't really have to delete the lesbian page if you
don't want to...
FROM: Netscape
Customer Support
TO:
NetCenter Site User: wayoutinleft ID# 102303
<u2glenn@netscape.net>
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Unused Site
Dear wayoutinleft
ID# 102303,
Due to your belligerent attitude and flagrant use of foul
language, we will be deleting your site in 3 minutes.
Thank you.
Netscape Customer Service
P.S. - And the lesbian site will be deleted in 2 minutes.
TO:
Netscape Customer Support
FROM:
Glenn
Arnold, wayoutinleft ID# 102303
SUBJECT: Re:
Re: Re: Unused Site
Fine. I'm buying my own domain name and moving Way Out In Left anyway. www.wayoutinleft.com
Blow me yet again.
Glenn Arnold, former NetCenter Site User
