ROOMMATE WANTED

DWM needs non-DOA roommate ASAP for 2-BDRM ex-HUD house in Fairfax, VA. Must smoke like a champ, not be afraid of sexually-deviated felines, and know how to hit to the opposite field. Cheap. The DWM, that is. Rent includes room, all utilities, own bathroom, a few free cigarettes now and then, and non-working microwave. House is within walking distance of other houses. Amenities include deck, unmowed yard, plenty of free parking, and more than 3 jars of mustard in the fridge. Contact Glenn for more useless information.