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Tuesday July 17 2007.
Smart Stupid As A Whip.

Some days you feel smart. Some days you feel stupid. And sometimes they happen on the same day.

SMART. One of my mortgage banker clients emailed me out of the blue yesterday. She asked what I used to do for a living before I started writing mortgage and real estate newsletters. She wrote (and this is a direct quote--I couldn't make this stuff up), "You clearly have your finger on the pulse of the lending industry. Are you a former loan officer?"

Wow. Apparently, she thinks pretty highly of my mortgage article writing skills. That's about the highest compliment someone could give me in terms of my writing. Don't get me wrong: I'd rather gnaw off my left foot before becoming a loan officer (sorry rat bastard, but your job is dull), but it's certainly nice to hear that someone thinks my articles are spot-on.

STUPID. During a phone conversation with a Potential Client (yes, I capitalize Potential Clients--they're kinda important) they asked me what kind of postage is required to send out the newsletters. I told them that unless they had a bulk rate permit, they'd have to use a first-class stamp. "Oh, so it's just the regular forty-one cent stamp then. I was hoping it would be cheaper."

Click! A little light bulb went on in my head. Forty-one cents? Wait. When does that new rate go into effect? I do a lot of first-class mailing (invoices, marketing packets, etc.) so I need to be ready for that new rate hike. Gotta get me some 2 cent stamps and update all of my balance sheets, supply lists, and what-not. I checked on the Post Office's website and found out when that rate hike was happening...

May 14th. Two months ago.

I guess I ain't as smart as some people think I am.

 
 
 

 

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