• Leo July 23 - Aug. 22
Today is your day for taking chances and for laying
low. Don't be afraid to either speak up or keep
quiet. If an opportunity for love presents itself, don't
hesitate--grab that love with both hands or else quietly ignore
it and go about your business. Remember two things today:
He who hesitates is lost and look before you leap.
• Virgo Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
The number 37 is your lucky number today. Clean out
your savings account, call your bookie, and let it ride.
• Libra Sept. 23 - Oct.
22
Danger may be all around. Be wary of moving vehicles, all
animals, other people, sharp objects, tainted drinks, faint
noises, dark places, kitchen sponges, and little voices in your
head.
• Scorpio
Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
The impulse to be emotionally vague may overwhelm those who are
unable to see the larger scope of a mute existence. A
battle-tested objectiveness will be the greatest forum for you
in determining the pattern of avenues available to understand
light-hearted cynicism. If you portray others as being
constant pressures on flamboyant redundancies, you will walk the
line between staggered individualism and poignant carefulness.
• Sagittarius Nov. 22 - Dec.
21
Today you might meet your lifelong partner or you might get hit
by a bus.
• Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
With the moon moving through Virgo and Libra and the sun being
in Leo, make sure that the Rabbit and the Snake don't mix in
this year of the Pig. The numbers 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, and 10,
and the letters a, n, i, e, l, r, and o figure prominently
today. Romance, wealth, career, intelligence, and health
may or may not be important today.
• Aquarius Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Today will be the best day of your life.
• Pisces Feb. 19 - Mar. 20
Love is
in the air. Well, at least lust is. Go out
tonight. Throw $100 bills around like confetti. Hit
on anything and everything that has two legs and moves. If
you don't land in jail, chances are you may get laid.
• Aries March 21 - April
19
Stay home. Keep the curtains closed. Don't answer
the phone. Scream obscenities at the mailman through the
front door. Drink 10 or 15 Miller Lites, gather the
bottles, find some gasoline and oily rags, and start your Molotov
cocktail collection. It's a beautiful day.
• Taurus April 20 - May 20
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
• Gemini May 21 - June 21
Don't be surprised if you accomplish something today.
Chances are good that you will have conversations with those
around you. Your job may take up part of your day. At
some point today, or possibly tonight, you will grow tired and
wish for sleep. Unconscious blinking of your eyes will occur
several times throughout the day.
• Cancer June 22 - July 22
A
sibling secretly desires you. Get your nerve up and go for
it.
