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Lots of good Bethyisms lately.

Bethy's Math:

GLENN: Justin wants to know how many limes he should buy if he has 40 Coronas for his party.
BETH: Well, 40, of course.

Bethy's Money-Saving Ideas:

BETH: Since my company is going to lay off a lot of people, I'm gonna try to save my division some money.
GLENN: Good for you. How are you going to do that?
BETH: I'm not going to work any later than 5:00 each day.
GLENN: Wait. Aren't you a salaried employee?
BETH: Yes.
GLENN: So you're going to save money by not having the lights on after 5:00, is that it?
BETH: Um...yeah.

Bethy's Navigation:

GLENN: I think the next left is the turn we want. Can you make out that street sign?
BETH: Yeah, it's "Moe-mummer Way".
GLENN: What??
BETH: Oh, sorry. Never mind. It's "Midsummer Way".