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SCARY.
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Does Michael Jackson, his
handlers, and his fans understand that he's guilty in the court of
public opinion? Or do they not care, much like they don't care that the
overwhelming majority of folks think he's stranger and scarier than a three-eared
rabbit? And that is all I have to say about that.
Move along.
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"EXAMINATION".
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THE TAXMAN COMETH.
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Shit, shit, shit, and shit. The IRS
audited me. No joke. I received a large packet from the IRS in the mail
yesterday with all sorts of forms, instructions, and explanations.
Ironically, I was being audited for tax year 2003 rather than last year,
which is when I started my business. I figured if any year was wrong it
would be last year. But no, they dug up 2003. And how did I do?
Well, everything was correct except for one thing. Apparently, I
overlooked the fact that I needed to pay an extra 10% tax on the lump
sum payment from my IRA. I thought that the 20% withholding was all they
took out. Oops. That one kinda hurt. And oddly enough, they don't call it an
"audit" anymore. They call it an "examination". Hmm. I guess I got a B+ on that exam.
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ASS BRUISE.
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LAWNS.
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Ow.
I got smacked in the ass by a throw from the outfield on Sunday. I was
trying to score from second base on a single and the throw nailed me
right in the goddamn left check. I'm now the proud owner of a hideous
6" full-blown black and purple bruise. Fortunately or maybe
unfortunately, it only hurts when I shit. Oh, and of course I was safe.
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My
new neighbors next door work for the maintenance department over at
George Mason University and they're constantly bringing home all sorts
of large lawn equipment. And by large, I mean large. Like tractors and combines
and whatnot (okay, maybe not combines, but you get the picture). Two
weeks ago, it took me an hour of sweating and grunting to mow my front
grass and they zipped around their lawn--which is twice as big as
mine--in about 90 seconds flat. The bastards. Hey, I'm not paranoid, I just think
everyone's out to make me look bad.
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THUNDER.
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Scary,
Reasonable Reasoning, Ass Bruise, "Examination", Thunder, The
Taxman Cometh, and Lawns. |
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Wedding Update: Two hundred
maroon and white Thunderstix are being ordered later this week for our wedding. Yes,
that's right: I said
Thunderstix. And yes, I said for our wedding. Heh.
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REASONABLE REASONING.
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Every once in a great while, Barney really impresses me:
Glenn, I
immediately thought of you when I came across this web site about the
Innocence Project and the death penalty (http://www.law.wisc.edu/FJR/innocence).
As different our views on politics go,,, there is something to be said
about a state not having the death penalty. If Wisconsin
had the death penalty, several of the people the the WIP helped may have
been put to death before hand…
Barney, There are several Innocence
Project affiliates working in different states. And it’s true: they
may have saved lives. The Innocence Project (all affiliates) reports
they have helped exonerate 154 incarcerated people (death row accounts
for 30 or so of these) in the last 12 years based on DNA testing done
post-conviction. HOWEVER--and this is a big however--no evidence
currently exists of an innocent person being executed.
Glenn, I still believe that the
death penalty works. To me, if it deters just one person from committing
murder, then it has done it's job. However, my views on how the death
penalty is applied is changing. I'm starting to think that it should
only be applied in cases where there is absolutely NO shred of a
doubt about what the person did. I'm talking video tape, DNA - things
like that which undeniably convict someone.
Barney, Oh, I definitely see your
point about “without doubt” convictions. Although my stance on the
death penalty will never change, if the death penalty was applied fairly
(racially, economically, legally, etc) AND was for those who no doubt
committed the crime AND used only for the worst of the worst, then the
death penalty probably wouldn’t be an issue for me. I’d still be
against it, but I know I wouldn’t be actively working against it. As
for deterrence: there are an equal number of statistics saying that it
is and that it isn’t a deterrence. Nothing has been proven one way or
the other, really. So I never even bring up that argument. And I’m
glad you’re at least thinking about your position. Most people are too
stubborn to even consider re-forming their opinion.
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2000-2005 by gja.
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