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Wednesday June 28 2006.
It Would Pay For Quite A Few Rounds Of Golf, If I Actually Had Time For Golf.

I usually get two or three bites a week from potential clients who are looking for either a real estate newsletter or a mortgage newsletter. They request some samples through the website or else email me or call me with a few questions. And most of them are looking for just a few copies to send out to their clients--anywhere between 100 and 500 copies, usually.

Usually.

But a recent potential client kinda blew "usually" out of the water: An intern from a mortgage corporation emailed me and requested a price quote--for her whole company.

She said they had approximately 150 lenders in the company and each lender would need somewhere between 50-250 newsletters, depending on each lender's client base.

Yes, I did the math:
 

150 Lenders X Average 150 Copies Each X 12 Issues Per Year X 41¢ Per Copy = Holy Shit.
 

Needless to say, getting this client would be huge for my business. And I mean huge. I won't tell you what my profit margin is, but let's just say that I would become the breadwinner in the household. Too woo them, I've sent them a bunch of samples, some marketing materials, five pounds of marijuana, and several strippers.

Of course, if I actually land this client, I'll have quite a bit of work to do, but that's what nights and weekends are for, right?

Wish me luck.

 
     
 
 

 

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