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I am really really making the effort to accept it and to use it. But it's tough. Real tough. And it's ticking me off.

I am, of course, talking about Bounty Select-A-Size paper towels.

Here's the problem: You reach for the loose end on the roll, grab a hold of it, tear--and you get a fucking doily. What good is that? How am I supposed to clean up a whole glass of spilled wine with that little thing? These Bounty people are idiots.

Then again, maybe I'm the idiot because I unknowingly bought a 12-pack of the stuff. Twice. In a row.