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March 18 2004. |
FRENCH PERFUME.
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Beth and I invented a new French perfume just this morning. It's called
Eau De Pewpy Jeansen and it smells like a dog's tongue after he's been
licking his johnson all night.
I know. We have issues.
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MADNESS.
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Days like today make not having a steady job worth it. March Madness?
Sure, I can watch it...
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CRAZY TV TAMMY.
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SOUTH DAKOTA AND WYOMING.
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"March 3, 2004 - Two states have abolished the juvenile death penalty, bringing to 31 the number of states that do not execute youthful offenders for crimes committed at the age of 16 or 17.
South Dakota Gov. Mike Rounds and Wyoming Gov. Dave Freudenthal each signed their state's legislation."
-- National Coalition to Abolish the Death Penalty press release
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MANHATTAN.
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French
Perfume, Madness, Manhattan, South Dakota and Wyoming, Liars, Cessation
Update, and Crazy TV Tammy. |
| Manhattan?
Freakin' Manhattan beat Florida? Yeesters. Well, even though I didn't
pick Manhattan to win, Florida was my pick as Most Overrated In The
Tournament. Do I get points for that?
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LIAR.
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CESSATION UPDATE.
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And
in the Justice Does Exist column:
According to the most recent figures, Jayson "I Made Up
Stories So Now I'm Famous" Blair's book has sold a lousy 1,400
copies--in nine days. I feel shame for even mentioning that slug
(even here, where very few people pass the time).
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Alright,
so I had a few cigarettes in Myrtle. Yeah, okay, a few packs. But Sunday
morning before we began our 7-hour drive back home, I took out the last
smoke in the pack and broke it. And that was it.
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2000-2004 by gja.
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