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Damn, I love spam. It's like poetry for schizophrenics!

I have a really simple email notification program that allows me to see non-html non-encrypted versions of emails right off the server. So I get to see the strange-ass shit that spammers do in their attempts to sneak their wares past spam blockers.

This is verbatim:

An optimal canyon meditates, and the frustrating cough syrup rejoices; however, an avocado pit of a light bulb throws a bowling ball near the blood clot at the roller coaster. Some deficit related to a wedge pees on a fighter pilot. A particle accelerator panics, and a movie theater starts reminiscing about lost glory; however, a defendant avoids contact with the dolphin. When the obsequious umbrella is college-educated, the cheese wheel toward a chain saw finds subtle faults with a bowling ball about a blood clot. A lazily paid polygon, a paycheck, and a boiled tomato are what made America great!

Now and then, a spider around a deficit accidentally befriends a crank case toward a Scooby snack. The judge gives lectures on morality to a wedding dress near a pig pen. Any reactor can inexorably try to seduce an accidentally precise sheriff, but it takes a real tape recorder to sanitize a cocker spaniel. A bullfrog meditates, and another Scooby snack hesitates; however, the mastodon befriends a chess board. With the Vibrating Ring, dynamic & mind-blowing love-making is finally at your fingertips. Stepmother Falmouth expands to fit all sizes and is perfectly designed to massage her, whilst helping him support the closet. For longer.

If it's unbeatable fun you want every time, then this is for you. Now and then, a hole puncher knows a bartender living with a vacuum cleaner. Now and then, a briar patch accurately operates a small fruit stand with a variegated pine cone. Another rattlesnake beyond a mastodon is stoic. Most people believe that a paycheck defined by another blithe spirit teaches the twisted lover, but they need to remember how thoroughly the molten asteroid returns home. Most people believe that a polka-dotted fairy finds subtle faults with a tape recorder, but they need to remember how often a hydrogen atom for a globule daydreams. Let the raised tickler, and deep vibrations work their magic.

A grain of sand figures out a pit viper defined by a canyon. Most people believe that the bartender toward a freight train often steals pencils from a makeshift carpet tack, but they need to remember how completely the support group self-flagellates. When you see a light bulb, it means that a chestnut reads a magazine. Most people believe that an apartment building laughs and drinks all night with a load bearing bowling ball, but they need to remember how carelessly a cashier related to a sheriff returns home. A usually self-actualized customer negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a squid for the mating ritual. Let the results speak for themselves. The nearest blizzard kid is Gloucester and neither diffusible nor mesquite.

I just want to know how they do that. Maybe if I could get the same kind of random sentence generator, this blog might pick up a bit...