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swipe at my face and left a long scratch diagonally across my nose.
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2009: It's Fantastic In German.
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JUNE 26
2009: Friended. JUNE 17
2009: Just Like Those Spot-The-Differences-Between-These-Two-Pictures
Puzzles. JUNE 1
2009: Better Clear Your Calendar. MAY 19 2009:
Aaaaaaand...Scene! MAY 5 2009: We're Sheep. APRIL 28 2009: My Name Is Inigo Montoya. APRIL 22 2009: Sheath Is Funny. APRIL 17 2009: They Scored More Goals? APRIL 10 2009: Medium-Well, Please. APRIL 2 2009: Pick Out One Toy. One Toy Only. MARCH
19 2009: Don't Touch That Search Engine. MARCH
12 2009: Weekend Joe. MARCH 4 2009: Get The Hell Off Of My Lawn. FEBRUARY 25 2009: Sweating Copper. FEBRUARY
19 2009: All In. FEBRUARY
11 2009: You Still Here? FEBRUARY 5 2009: A
Limited-Time Offer. JANUARY 29
2009: Losing "Lost". JANUARY 22 2009: And My Grandmother Is From Frenchia.
The full 2009 ar chive is
HERE.
Best Of 2008.
AUGUST
21 2008: Oh, And Don't Forget To Pick Up A Car Battery While You're
There. AUGUST 1 2008: Hit Or Die. FEBRUARY
23 2008: You're Not Drunk, But Your Refrigerator Is. FEBRUARY 3 2008: He Keeps It In A Hello Kitty Change Purse.
The full 2008 ar chive is
HERE.
Best Of 2007.
DECEMBER 3 2007: No Pain, No Brain. JULY 3 2007: If You Want To Sneak Up On A Horse,
Just Walk Up Behind It. MAY 8
2007: They Paved Paradise And Put Up A...Bloom?
JANUARY 16 2007: Ooh, Look At Our Statue! Let's Go Make Babies!
The full 2007 ar chive is
HERE.
Best Of 2006.
NOVEMBER 28 2006: The Jolly Jalopy Is Dead! Long Live The Jolly Jalopy! NOVEMBER 6 2006: Thanks Anyway, But We Can Entertain Ourselves. APRIL
7 2006: As A Matter Of Fact, We Had Asparagus Last Night. FEBRUARY 28 2006: Free Roby Chavez! Free Roby Chavez!
The full 2006 ar chive is
HERE.
Best Of 2005.
AUGUST
29 2005: Quit It, Mauve, Cars And Balls, and Mup. APRIL
15 2005: Hypocritical
Ass, Rigorous, Confused Rat, and You're Okay Today. MARCH
16 2005: Dirt, Mr. Accountant, Smokey, and Very Suspicious. FEBRUARY 8 2005:
Ultimate
Diet, Check This , Speaking Of Light Bulbs, and The Joys.
The full 2005 ar chive is
HERE.
Best Of 2004.
SEPTEMBER
22 2004: On A List, Dishwasher, Freakin' Out, and Trash Love. JULY
20 2004: Angels Of The Corporate World, Cheesy, Broker And Broker, and
Lost Track.
MAY
24 2004: September 7th, Falling Down Laughing, Way Out In Right-Center,
and Worky Stuff. APRIL
20 2004: Sausages, 45 Minutes, Windows 84, and A Public Service.
The full 2004 archive is
HERE.
Best Of 2003.
DECEMBER
11, 2003 (Me: The Artist Formerly Known As Anomious...)
OCTOBER 23,
2003 (The Beth-Glenn Dictionary...) SEPTEMBER
16, 2003 (Second
Best Story: Remove Frozen Dinner From Carton Before Placing In
Microwave...) JANUARY
9, 2003 (Glenn, Minus $750;
Barney, Minus $850; Our Hero Kenny, Minus $1,600...)
The full 2003 archive is
HERE.
Best Of 2002.
AUGUST
26, 2002 (Woo-Hoo, Look Who I Got In The Draft: Jim Zorn,
Dexter Manley, And Ickey Woods!...) JUNE
27, 2002 (I Really Only Have One Thing To Say At This Point In
Time...) MARCH
7, 2002 (I Can't Get My Core Temperature Up!...) JANUARY
8, 2002 (Nostraglennus...)
The full 2002 archive is
HERE .
Best Of 2001.
JUNE
18, 2001 (Third Best Story: Clean Up On Aisle 3...) APRIL
7, 2001 (Way Out In Left...) FEBRUARY
1, 2001 (Online Journal Review...) JANUARY
1, 2001 (Anyone Glad I'm Back After 3 Months?...)
The full 2001 archive is
HERE .
Best Of 2000.
OCTOBER 5, 2000 (Ten
Barneyisms...) AUGUST
23, 2000 (Which Is Longest: This Entry, The Time Between
Entries, Or That Damn Tournament?...) JULY
24, 2000 (#52: Make A List Of Thing I Want To Do Before I
Die...) JANUARY
16, 2000 (A Vignette Is A Pointless Little Story...)
The full 2000 archive is
HERE .
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