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Friday May 12 2006.
YOU Suck...And YOU Suck...And YOU Suck Too.

We've been called out on the carpet by our church team coach:

From: Jim W.
To: The Team
Subject: Softball?

WOW ! Not sure what to say, not sure what the problem is, and not sure what to do about it. Any suggestions? For the first three games we have been in a fog. We can't catch a ground balls, turn every single into an extra base, don't hit the cut-off man, and aren't hitting (anything else?) I would call a practice for Sunday, if I thought more than 6 would show up. Guess we really missed the preseason tournament.

Our early season defense has been less than stellar in past years, but we have always hit and been able to overcome our errors with runs. We don't play for 10 days. If you are not playing on other teams, I suggest you try to get to a batting cage a couple of times before the next game. We need to score some runs and cut down on the errors.

Tonight, we'll be playing for the first time since Jim sent this lovely email. Do you think he'll yank all of us off the field? Could be...

 
     
 
 

 

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