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Since I order all of my business supplies and most of my
birthday/wedding/Bar Mitzvah gifts off the Internet, I end up on a lot
of mailing lists. Not only do I get a ton of spam, but my mailbox at
home is a catalog magnet. The
latest (and possibly greatest) catalog came in the mail the other day
from a company called
Kotula's. I've never heard of them and never ordered anything from
them, but their catalog makes for some great bathroom reading.
My absolute favorite item in the catalog is on page 20. I really don't
think you can get any more pathetic than this:
Giant Wine Glass $12.99 Whether
you prefer chardonnay or merlot, this is the wine glass you need. You
can savor the flavor all night long as this glass can hold up to
a full bottle of your favorite fruit of the vine. It's just the
thing for a cozy night in.
[Note to my family and friends who may think this would make a fantastic
Christmas gag gift for a certain wine drinker they may know: No.] |
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