Barneyism (n.) - Any phrase, sentence, conversation, etc. that is ironic, moronic, mixed-up, fucked-up, or just plain wrong. Must be uttered by Barney, of course.
(1) "Okay, you're trying to use reasonable
logic."
(2) "We only scored 4 runs? Jeez, if I was
there, I would have at least driven in 4
runs and had 4 RBI's myself."
(3) "Look at this. It's from the days of
yore. Hehehe. Bet you never thought
you'd hear me say the word 'days of
yore'."
(4) "What we need is a pick for an
interception......Uh, I mean a pick for
a touchdown."
(5) Barney: "They had 50 different
kinds of martinis on the
order-list."
Glenn: "You mean on the
menu?"
Barney: "Uh, yeah."
(6) "Hey look, they have a Camera-Cam...Um,
I mean Catcher-Cam."
(7) "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was
Chris Rock's first film debut."
(8) Barney: "I had a BLT."
Justin: "Did you have lettuce on
it?"
Barney: "Yeah, how did you know
that?"
(9) "There are some lines you cross, and
others that you don't. Hey, did I just
say a Barneyism? No, wait, that's
OK."
(10) "I'm not a good word-put-together guy."
