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Thursday October 27 2005. ZIP.
  Padres update: Played the Cardinals in the first round of the playoffs. Lost three straight games to the Cardinals in the first round of the playoffs. Went home.
SUCCESS AND SMILES.

  Well, I'd have to say that the whole Wedding Thing went better than I could have imagined. My parents put on a great spread for the rehearsal dinner the night before and I really gotta thank them for that. It was awesome. As for the wedding day, it was just about perfect. Everything clicked and I do believe that all attendees had a good time (even the person who got wine sloshed onto them) and everyone was nicely sauced. Thanks to everyone that came. The weather was gorgeous, all the vendors did a great job, the ceremony was beautiful, the Thunder Stix were a big hit, the Hyatt staff was outstanding, the food and booze were good, and most importantly, Beth and I had a blast. After the ceremony, everything is kind of a blur (no, not from the drinks), but the photographer took some great pictures at the reception so that jogged my memory a bit. All in all, I'd have to give the day an A+. Good times! Definitely.
  And now...the marriage. Let's do it.

NERVOUS? HEY MON.

  Surprisingly, I wasn't nervous at all for the wedding. Barney went around afterwards and told everyone I was drunk at the ceremony, but I really wasn't. Seriously. I was just amazingly happy. Right before the ceremony I was greeting people and giving them big hugs and I was being quite the big goofy grinning idiot. And at the ceremony, I didn't have butterflies, I didn't have the weak-knees, and I wasn't even sweating (despite being in the sun in a tux). Wow. They say that your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day in your life and I can honestly agree with that.

  Oh, yeah, the honeymoon. We had a grand old time! Sandals was outstanding and I truly dig The Bahamas. And I think I consumed my weight in frozen drinks (each day, probably). We didn't do very much besides sit by the pool, eat six times a day, drink at the piano bar, and, uh, play checkers, but relaxation is what we were aiming for and I think we accomplished that goal. We did get to pet the dolphins on a boat trip and we also went golfing in the killer heat, but beyond that we were just two slugs. Two very happy and relaxed slugs. What a fantastic time.
  OK, I think that's enough superlatives for today.

IT AIN'T CHEESE. Zip, Manatee, It Ain't Cheese, Trashed And Torched, Success And Smiles, Hey Mon, and Nervous?.
  We really raked in the presents (thank you everyone), but I did have a small Wedding Present Accident: I was pretty excited about using my new microplane grater until I shaved off the tip of my thumb.
TRASHED AND TORCHED. MANATEE.
  Well, despite my best efforts, my nice friends paid me back for my prior escapades at their weddings. You see, I was owed quite a bit for my notorious penchant for trashing people's cars (plus one person's hotel room suite) on their wedding day. Yep, I had it coming. Not only did they get into my house and completely trash the place (paper shreddings everywhere, furniture in the bathtubs, every light bulb removed, etc), but they also found my truck (by pure luck, though) and decorated that as well.
  However, on the bright side, I duped Barney into thinking that I hid my truck in the Dulles Airport economy lot. Apparently, on my wedding day he drove around that humongous parking lot for quite awhile in a failed attempt to locate my truck. Heh. That almost offsets the disaster at my house. 

     

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