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Chris M......
Glenn Arnold......
The mailman......
Zeke......
Mr. White......
Max......
Allison......
Cheryl......
Anne-Marie......
Larry......
Adam......
Bono......
Edge......
Professor Something......
Georgina......
Jim Arnold......
Terri Arnold......
Jeff J......
John Crotty......
Meowy-Cowy......
Bob......
Bob's kids......
Osama bin Laden......
John Rocker......
Bill Gates......
Jack Nicholson......
Richard Simmons......
Pat G......
Matt......
Darrell......
Sheena......
Kathleen......
Dave......
Jeff H......
Steve L......
Todd......
Scott B......
Roy......
Ken Shulman......
Barbara Graham......
Speedy Rice......
Suzie......
Sandy......
Coco......
Carrie......
Ken......
Jeanne......
Christie......
Lisa......
Batman......
The author of F Train......
Laurie......
Chris The Beau......
Adrienne......
Madeline Murray O'Hare......
Dr. Benjamin Spock......
Jamie......
Martha Stewart......
Charles Barkley......
Kevin Arnold......
The vet......
Bill Clinton......
"Cindy"......
Bob Geldof......
Stephen R. Donaldson......
Sarah Michelle Gellar......
Jim Vance......
Doreen Gentzler......
Bob Ryan......
George Michael......
Arch Campbell......
Terri B......
Malinda......
Kelly......
Candy......
The Black Rubber Mouse......
Tony Gwynn......
Kathy M......
Steve H......
Lester......
Rachel L......
Mike W......
Frank Arnold......
Jo......
Tami and Toni......
Mike Fuller......
Ken Caminiti......
John Harkes......
Al Iafrate......
Martin Luther King......
The interviewee......
Milton Berle......
Dennis Miller......
Gary Shandling......
John Candy......
Robin Williams......
Dave Barry......
Jim Bouton......
Jim Carey......
Mr. Bean......
The Three Stooges......
Chris Rock......
Andy Kaufman......
Don Geronimo......
Mike O'Meara......
Howard Stern......
SpongeBob SquarePants......
Heckle......
Jeckle......
Dick Vermeil......
Franky......
Mr. Potato Head......
Sean Connery......
God......
Ubu......
Jim Dooley......
Stay......
1nsyncfan......
Anonymous......
Jennifer K......
no one......
Tony Kornheiser......
Glenn......
Glenn......
Barney (when Matt's around)......
Bob......
Itchy......
Little Michael H......
Schantz-Jackson......
Stephen Hawking......
Patrick......
Debbie......
The Kid......
John F......
Harold Reynolds......
Dave Campbell......
Justin......
Robin......
Tony......
The Madonna......
Adolph Hitler......
Courage The Cowardly Dog......
Tom & Jerry......
Bugs & Daffy......
Scooby Doo......
Kitty Genovese......
Rabbi Celso Cukierkorn......
Britney Spears......
Tina......
Sandra......
Sean......
KJ......
Dorothy......
Mike O......
Minky The Stuffed Chimp......
Teddy......
Steven Wright......
Dr. Norris......
Trouble......
Stitches......
Joey......
Jen B......
Carly......
Lou Gehrig......
Ty Cobb......
Babe Ruth......
Fox Mulder......
Dana Scully......
AssMan......
Palm Man......
RuPaul......
Allen L......
Jimmy Buffett......
"Fat Ass"......
Bé......
Elian......
Jim Morrison......
Beth......
Latino Crackhead Hooker......
The 45-Year-Old Man......
Norm Peterson......
Eric......
Luke......
Richard Williams......
Venus Williams......
Serena Williams......
The Passenger......
The Flight Attendant......
The Pilot......
Buck......
Sean......
Diane......
Buck's Mom......
Vicky......
Hammy......
Bell Witch......
Squeaky Centipede......
Quadriplegic Cow......
Faggoty Parrot......
The Space Station......
Sheepbee......
Amoeba......
Ricky Martin......
Carson Daly......
Vince Carter......
George W. Bush......
Alan
Greenspan......
Rajiv Doshi......
Mark Armstrong......
Birthday Firee......
Denise......
Maria......
Carolyn......
Ronald N. Leng......
Beelzebub......
Young
Journalist Girl......
Idiot-Savant......
Tammy B......
Barney
(Again)......
Glenn
(Again Again)......
Molly......
Mickey
Mouse......
7-11 Cashier......
The Pope......
Bobby......
Billy......
Marianne......
The
Softball Player......
David
Arnold......
Seymour
Beaver......
Shrek......
The Life Insurance
Agent......
Jim F......
My Assistant Managers......
Mr. Jag Off......
Nancy......
The
Officer......
Theresa K......
Ralph
W......
The Superstar Right Wing......
Kevin's Wife......
Jerry
Seinfeld......
Cathy......
Kro......
Shelbi......
Cal Ripken......
The
Kid In Ohio......
Michelle......
Wahab......
Willie Nelson......
Shaggy......
Michael Jordan......
Ted Williams......
Strom Thurmond......
Rodney Dangerfield......
Jim
Mora......
Ronald Reagan......
James Garner......
Johnny Cash......
Henry
Kissinger......
Dolly......
Dudley Moore......
Darryl Strawberry......
C.C.
Deville......
Emeril......
Redd Foxx......
Bob B......
Ron
Wilson......
Ivan Rodriguez......
Jim Thome......
Derek Jeter......
Al
Levine......
Edie F......
Jim Zorn......
Dexter Manley......
Ickey
Woods......
Chris S......
Unidentified Girl......
JK......
Steve Adamson......
Bitter Old Man......
Dealer Joe......
Rio Doorman......
Texas
Player......
Beefy Guy......
Dealer Tony......
Yellow Line Guy......
MGM
Pit Boss......
AJ......
Rain Forest Cafe Waitress......
Dealer John......
Elaine, Mark, Oscar, Tung, Quyen, Scott......
Gary......
Alicia......
Stacey......
Andrew
Tan......
Charlton Heston......
Taco Joe......
Lynn......
Rafael......
Irina......
Michael Perry......
The
Pitcher......
The Speech-Needer......
David
Boles......
Naked Man......
Santa Paws......
Geezo The Evil
Clown......
500-lb
Japanese League Pitcher......
Homo Accuser......
John Cusack......
James
Spader......
Three Girls Dating Glenn......
Blow Job
Guy......
The
Ethiopian Cabbie......
Mike P......
Gene Hackman......
Mark
Twain......
The Unnamed Woman......
Roxanne......
Doctor Such-And-Such......
Another Anonymous
Doctor......
Bobette......
Taco Joe......
Jennifer Aniston......
The
Freak......
Jerry's Girlfriend......
Regular Reader......
Minerva......
Gertrude......
Dumpty......
Sheila......
Patti......
Greg Maddux......
Alex Rodriguez......
The Emergency Vet......
Crank Yankers Voice......
Tim Howard......
Peter Bondra......
Boo Radley......
William Safire......
Max Kellerman......
Newman......
Exidor......
Mork......
Mindy......
Mearth......
Porn-Ralphing Woman......
The Amazing Jonathan......
Eric Milton......
Aaron Sele......
Rosie O'Donnell......
Otis Nixon......
Willie McGee......
Sue Palka......
Sergei Gonchar......
Olaf Kolzig......
Brendan Witt......
Andy Warhol......
Iggy Pop......
Black Jesus......
Craig Johnson......
Frank Sinatra......
Spaulding Gray......
Robert Pastorelli......
Anson Carter......
Mike Grier......
Dino
Ciccarelli......
Hillary Howard......
Crazy TV Tammy......
Mike Rounds......
Dave
Freudenthal......
NCADP......
Jayson Blair......
The Unknown Comic......
Eric Chavez......
Bob......
JJ Jackson......
Gene, Gene, The Dancing Machine......
A Friend......
Mark Mulder......
Ken Griffey, Jr.......
Vladimir Guerrero......
Kevin Millwood......
Scott K......
Foul Off Face Girl......
Barney's Mom......
Quick Umpire......
Banana George......
Einstein......
Zambrano......
The IT Guy......
Anniecat......
The Cable Guy......
New Zealand Girl......
Jules......
Ringo......
Elena......
The Operator......
Matt Christopher......
The Kid With No Arm......
Lee Boyd Malvo......
Derek Jeter......
Donald Trump......
The Chicken......
Wayne Newton......
Penn......
Teller......
Steve Wyrick......
Tony Danza......
Jose Feliciano......
Englebert
Humperdink......
The Amazing Jonathan......
Dana Carvey......
Tom Jones......
Barney's Dad......
Captain
Picard......
Ike Turner......
Steve Lawrence......
Edie Gorme......
Danny Gans......
Sigfreid......
Doug The Cat......
DPIC Executive Director......
Fidel Castro......
Ron Jeremy......
That Umpire......
The Dog Catcher......
The Jack Russell Terrier......
Elvis......
Conch Guy......
Journey Guy......
The Doc......
Bryan......
Mowing Man......
Mark......
Hen Lover......
The Other Capers......
Dream Shoplifter......
Odd Critter......
My New Client......
Lois......
Ricky Henderson......
Woody The Bad Termite......
Johnny G......
Madonna......
Victor......
Mark......
Dynamic Dogs......
Sonny
Jurgenson......
George Costanza......
Kenny's Sister......
Spiderman......
Mr. Spider......
Jerry Springer......
Paul Hamm......
The
Korean Dude......
Mia Hamm......
Nomar Garciaparra......
Meb
Keflezighi......
Jean-Paul......
Andrea......
Roland Jackson......
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew......
Beaker......
Phillip Rivers......
Construction Guy......
Future
Military Guy......
Ray Barone......
Frank Barone......
Marie
Barone......
Retirement Community Director......
Reverend Jim Ignatowski......
Bobby
Wheeler......
John Kerry......
Peter Garrett......
Craig Biggio......
Jeff Bagwell......
Michael Jackson......
Eminem......
John Edwards......
Maria......
Clubhouse
Guy......
Male Softball Acquaintance......
Ben Affleck......
Ron Zook......
Athletic Director......
Manny
Ramirez......
Curt Schilling......
Don Wilson......
Female Fan Of
George Michael......
Douglas Coupland......
The Narrator......
Newspaper Boy/Man......
Adam Ant......
President
Truman.....
Beth's Mom......
Shaquille O'Neal......
Bethy's Grandmother......
Lacking
Donation Skills......
Don Mike Van Kok......
Von Petiers......
That Blonde Chickie......
Paraplegic......
Rubberband Man......
Robbie Robertson......
Chris Downey......
Robert Downey Jr......
National Coalition of Grapefruit
Growers......
DJ......
Hunter S. Thompson......
Don Johnson......
John
Bolton......
Dirt-Eating Lady......
Fox Reporter......
Shirley Cook's
Brother......
Jim Cummings......
Terri Shiavo......
The Shiavo
Family......
The Schindler Family......
4 New Clients......
2 Potential New
Clients......
Hammy And Cathy's Kid......
Matt And Jessica's
Kid......
Barney's Kid......
Florist......
Kurt
Rambis......
Magic......
Kareem......
Frank Howard......
Senator
McCain......
Laura Bush......
Bush's Daughters......
Jeb Bush......
Senator
Dodd......
Anthony Williams......
Bud Selig......
Jack Kemp......
Mrs.
Kemp......
Brian Schneider......
Lady Who Got A Seat......
Walter
Johnson......
Super Garbage Man......
My New Neighbors......
Jason
Phillips......
ENT......
Dead People On List......
Preacher......
Jamie Foxx......
Andrew
Jones......
Aunt So......
Beth's Brother......
Mr. Bonds......
Wine Sloshee......
Photographer......
One Who Had His Hotel Room Trashed......
House
Messer-Uppers......
My Sister-In-Law......
The Roofers......
Jesus Christ......
Matt's Dad......
Beth's Dad......
J.J.
Redick......
Merv Griffin......
Dan Steinberg......
Mike Wise......
Roberta Donna......
The Confidant......
Wayne......
Wayne's Wife......
Barney's Dad's Friend......
Reggie Roby......
Will Thomas......
Potential Client......
Rob Deer......
Duke
Girl......
Claire Danes......
UPS Delivery Man......
Conductor......
Six
Old Men......
Hilariously Cool Coach......
Constantly Smiling Shooting Guard......
Funny Green Mascot......
Heather......
Alex Ovechkin......
Person With Virginia Slims......
Jessica......
Neighbor Daughter......
Neighbor Son......
Cop......
Billy
A......
Jim W......
Neighbor Dad......
The Doctor......
Sooty......
First
Baseman......
Cartoon Fungus......
Jessie And Brian......
Intern......
Jeff
Halpern......
The Six Who Are Out Of Town......
The Three Who Have To Work......
The One Who's A Maid Of Honor......
The One Who Has Better Things To Do......
Five U.S. Soldiers......
14-Year-Old Iraqi Girl......
Doubles On 13......
Splits Kings......
Beth's Sister-In-Law......
Amy......
Ray......
Kennedy Taylor......
The Pooch......
Spike Lee......
Permissions Editor......
Norman Vincent Peale......
Stephanie......
Dan's Editor......
Muhammad Yunus......
Six Thirty-Somethings......
Hooters Waitress......
Jennifer Martin......
Hans Blix......
John Riggins......
Wes Unseld......
Walter Johnson......
Steffi Graff......
Kaz Deyna......
Juli Veee......
Brian Quinn......
Ade Coker......
Branko Segota......
Alan Mayer......
Cha Cha Namdar......
Jean Willrich......
Saleswoman......
General Manager......
Dealer's Mechanic......
Phil
Rosenthal......
Sylar......
Claire......
The Guy In India......
H.R.G.......
Hiro......
"Heroes" Alter-Ego Character......
"Battlestar Galactica" Cloned Character......
My Nephew......
Beth's Grandfather......
Max And Laurie's Kids......
Carey......
CareyBaby......
Gary......
GaryBaby......
Kirk......
Unidentifiable Old Man......
Jimmy Carter......
Sexy Nun......
The Queen Of England......
Dos Equis Hawker......
Baby-Carrying Grass-Mower......
Top Three Coaches......
Prediction People......
The Tree Guys......
New
Mortgage Broker Client......
New-ish Mortgage Broker Client......
Potential Client......
The Docs......
The Girlfriend......
The Roomie......
Roberto......
The Old Bobs......
Loren Wallace......
Rachael
Ray......
Michelle Malkin......
Grevey's Coach......
Sarah Palin......
Cindy McCain......
John Bolton......
Frank Gaffney......
Charles Gibson......
Barack Obama......
Mark Warner......
Keith Fimian......
Swedish Dude......
Daniel Faraday......
Office
Depot Rep......
Unwanted Newspaper Delivery Person......
Kenny's
Kids......
The Announcers......
Jose Theodore......
Dick
Cheney......
Mama Cheney......
Linda......
Mike Green......
Nicklas
Backstrom......
Alex Semin......
David Letterman......
One
Friend......
Blackjack Lady......
Waitress......
Cirque du Soleil
Nerds......
Ted Koppel......
Joan......
Woody Harrelson......
Elementary
School Pal......
NBC Announcer......
Petro Service Technician......And Jerry Mathers......
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......The Barney
......The "Author"
......Himself
......The Lawyer
......The Snapping Turtle
......Wait, I'm From Ohio......
......Coed #1
......Coed #2
......Coed #3
......The Drummer
......The Bass Player
......The Singer
......The Guitar Player
......Mr. U2 (apparently)
......An Ex
......Pops
......Moms
......The Drunk
......The Basketball Star
......The Freak Show
......The Neighbor
......Frick and Frack and Froozle
......The Bad Dude
......The Racist Dude
......The Rich Dude
......The Cool Dude
......The Gay Dude
......"Big Ass"
......"Spanky Sparkplug"
......The Coach?
......"Sheeeeeeeena"
......The Real Ex
......"Riverdance"
......"Chauffer Boy"
......"BD"
......"King Blowhole"
......"Fart Blossom"
......"8"
......Who's That?
......And That?
......I'm Lost......
......Future Hawk #1
......Future Hawk #2
......The Catcher
......The Tough Chick
......Rat Bastard
......"Wahoo"
......"TeaSweet"
......The Fair Maiden
......Glenn
......"Paul Ford"
......"Spic-ette"
......Chris the Beau
......The Fire Woman
......Again, Who??
......Not That Spock
......Faster Than Me
......Useless
......"The Round Mound of Rebound"
......The Bro
......The Double-Charger
......Busted
......Pick An Employee, Any Employee
......The Man
......The Real Author
......Buffy!
......The Anchor
......The Anch-ress
......The Weather Guy
......Not That George Michael
......The Entertainment Guy
......"Neighbor!"
......"Mal"
......"90210"
......The Third Basewoman
......The Eraser
......3,000!
......The Old Manager
......The Old Merchandiser
......The Old. Period
......The 2nd Grade Crush
......The Old Pal
......The Uncle
......"Jessica317"
......The Twins
......The Free Safety
......The Real Third Baseman
......The Forward
......The Defenseman
......The Hero
......The Idiot
......Uncle Milty
......The Yawn
......Larry Sanders
......Dead
......Get Back To Real Comedy, Would Ya?
......Another Yawn
......The Baseball Outcast
......The Goalie
......Hilarious
......Larry, Curly, and Moe
......Bor-ring!
......Latka Gravas
......The Pharmacist
......The Sidekick
......The Mouth
......Itself
......Jeckle
......Heckle
......Mr. Don't-Cry-For-Me-Argentina
......Soon To Be Audited
......Dan Quayle
......Malone
......In Man
......The Credits Doggy
......The Only Employee I Almost Killed
......The Confused Doggy
......25% Of The Net
......Anonymous
......Jennifer Kaufman (550-4111)
......"Orson"
......The Columnist
......The Answer Man
......Grievous Filbert
......WideAwakeInAmerica
......Unwanted1
......Lost_Larry
......PetLover
......BizLaw4U
......Way Over My Head
......Mr. Florida
......Mrs. Florida
......Florida Junior
......"Crazylegs"
......The Old Mariner
......The Old Padre
......Matt Who?
......Robini
......Mr. Rollins
......The Shadow
......The Antichrist
......One Fucked Up Doggy
......Yay!
......The Rabbit And The Duck
......Marmaduke
......Meow!
......My Rabbi (if I were Jewish)
......Brittney, Britnee, Whatever
......Team Mom
......The Lovely Wife
......The New Guy
......Meat #1
......Meat #2
......Can't Hang With The Big Boys, Eh?
......Itself
......The Spastic Dog
......The Genius
......The Vet
......My Paly
......The Puppy
......The Jack Off Pro
......The Leg Questioner At The Bar
......The Calling Employee
......Coco
......Justin
......Barney
......Dad
......Mom
......Pick An Assistant, Any Assistant
......Darrell
......Checkbook
......The Practitioner
......A Bad Memory
......The Umpire
......Bé Phrosghazoembuwongask
......The Over-Hyped Media Story
......The Lizard King, Of Course
......The Very Good Date (Still)
......Barney
......Nick
......Nick (In A Dual Role)
......Coffee's On
......Psychopuppy
......Papa Bead
......Sister Bead
......Baby Bead
......Any One Of My Friends
......Should've Brought That Second Beer
......Due For Rabies Shots
......The Crazed Manager
......Jack
......Diane
......The Fart Smeller
......Knothead
......Mr. Mike, You Have Mail!
......Funhouse Decor
......A Long Squeaky Dog With Rings
......Not To Be Confused With Round Cow
......Glenn's Favorite
......Don't Even Ask
......Sheep + Frisbee!
......The First Toy
......Carson Daly
......Ricky Martin
......Michael
Jordan
......George Bush Sr.
......Himself,
Unfortunately
......In Need Of A New Life
......Thanks For The Plagiarism
......Slacker
I
......Slacker II
......The Fat Bitch (But A Good
Employee)
......And Yes,
Slacker III
......Nell Rangdon
......Finally Making An
Appearance
......Linda Blair
......John Cleese
......Psycho
Chick
......John Stockton
......Karl Malone
......The Undressed
......Petunia
......Apu
......His Royal
Funkiness
......Bob L.
......Bill T.
......Melinda
T.
......Roy
M............Nah, Just Kidding
......My Disowned
Whereabouts Unknown Bro
......Myself, Naturally
......Barney
......Bob P.
......The Bossman
......Alberto And David
S.
......Still In My Nightmares
......The Cosmetician
......Fairfax's
Finest
......Terri K. (Now Terri C.)
......Vice
President of Nazis
......Jaromir Jagr
......Yolanda Arnold
......Seinfeld's
Van! Seinfeld's Van!
......Mrs. Lemeiux
......Is He Hurt Again?
......BSP
......Iron Man
......Hero
......Pan Am Shopping Center
......Routes 29 & 50
......On The Dope
Again......
......Hey Mon!
......Curse Of The Wizards
......The Greatest Hitter
......Older Than Dirt
......No Respect
......The New Dick Vermeil
......Zzzzzzz
......Quick!
Name 4 Things He Was In!
......Lead Vocals On U2's "The Wanderer"
......The Dreary One
......Goodbye Dolly!
......The Greatest Drunk Portrayal
......Dar-ryl!
......Disgusting
......The New John Holmes
......Fred Sanford
......The New Boss
......Recently Hired To
Do My Yard Work
......Mr. 2 Homers
......Mr. 87 Homers In A Row
......Pretty Boy
......Screw
That, I'm Not Listing All Of Them
......Unofficial Editor
......Ex-Seahawk
......Ex-Redskin
......Ex-Dancing Fool
......The Professor
......Cock-Sucking Whore
......Old Man
......We Call Him
"Snap-Judgment" Steve
......Almost Got Beat Down
......Funniest Dealer In Vegas
......Knowledgeable
......Undoubtedly Confused
......Death To Glenny
......Pretty Funny Too
......Thinks He's In A Bus
......Mrs. Pretty Stern
......Asshole John
......Amused
......Toni
......The
Management Staff
......Gaaaaaaaaary
......MSU Or Michigan?
......Red Roots
......Justin's Boss (Until He Reads This)
......Shoot First, Ask Whose Kid It Was Later
......A Great Gig
......LD (Little Dummy)
......Made It Out Alive
......The Future Mrs. Eric
......Mr. Know-It-All-Freelancer
......Confused Old Man
......I'll Never Know
......My First Online Editor
......Me, Of Course
......Luke, Post-Operation
......It's Only A Dream, It's Only A Dream
......Mongo
......Erik Estrada
......Cool Shoes
......Cool, Um, Glasses?
......My Lawyer Says I Have No Comment
......Yes, I Turned Him Down
......Unsure Of His Homeland Now
......Proper
......The Coach
......Smart Fellow
......The Unnamed Woman
......Nurse
Clueless
......Doctor Clueless
......Doctor Quack
......Mrs. Bob
......The Worst Job In The World
......37 Pieces Of Flair
......The Pagan
......One Per Episode
......My Biggest Fan
......Owner Of A Decency Washbowl
......She's In Alberta Getting Accredited
......If Your Anxious, Don't Denounce Him
......She Was Embezzled By An Autopsy
......OK, It Was Poignant
......Thankfully, Now A Cub?
......Still A Nice Guy
......Not Sure What To Tell Us
......Who Cares?
......Some Soccer Goalie Person
......Caps Franchise Player
......Me?
......The Famous Newspaperman
......The White Huggy Bear
......Wayne Knight
......Robert Donner
......Robin Williams
......Pam Dawber
......Jonathan Winters
......Henry Rollins
......The Lounge Act
......The 6-14 Ace
......The 3-8 Ace
......Token Gay Celebrity Bride
......The Ugliest
......Second Ugliest
......The Weatherperson
......#55 In Your Program
......#37 In Your Program
......#19 In Your Program
......The Token Nutball Artist
......Poor Man's David Bowie
......Our Drunk Savior
......The New Star
......The Chairman
......The Monologist
......"Cracker"
......The King
......The
Sabre
......The Hypocrite
......The New...Well, Sue Palka
......My Neighbor
......Good Governor #1
......Good Governor #2
......Needling Core of Always-Daffy Protestors
......Liar Liar Pants On Fire
......I'm Going To Invite Him To My Wedding
......The New Terrell Owens
......The Neighbor On The Right
......The Video Jockey
......Ironically, Has Lost Both Legs
......Anonymous
......No Relation To Fox
......The Injury-Prone
......Vlad
......Average Phillies Starter
......A Fucking Retard, According To Barney
......Sore
......Marney
......Unusual
......The Man In The Yellow Hat
......Scott K.
......Carlos
......Smart
......Scared Or Doped Up?
......Actually Came Between 10:00 And 2:00
......The Uni Student, Not The College Student
......Samuel L Jackson
......Tim Roth
......Glow In The Dark
......Laura Bush
......My Future Biographer
......Me At Age 12
......Scary
......Classy, Yet Still A Yankee
......The Donald
......My Vegas Gambling Coach
......Don't Want To See Him
......Would See Him
......And Him
......But Not Him
......Or Him
......No
......No
......Yes (My Original Choice)
......Maybe
......No
......Where's He Playing?
......Glenn: Age 67
......Kenny: Age 67
......No
......No!
......Maybe
......Where? At Home?
......The Ultimate Non-Cat Name
......Mr. Dieter
......The Dictator
......Not Jesus
......Mrs. Randal
......Sue
......Skip
......Costello, Of Course
......Marcos Isn't Dead, He's Playing A Conch
......Steve Perry
......"Pull My Finger."
......The Future Of The Hawks
......Bob
IV
......The Better Left Fielder
......Digs Chicks
......Dom Capers
......Winona Ryder
......Foxdogelope
......That Makes Two
......The Last Of The Guest Star Neighbors
......The Ricky
......Why
Is He Bad? Just 'Cause He's Hungry?
......Bump Bailey
......Esther
......Frank Ashmore
......Soon To Be Requesting A Trade
......Barkman And Growlin'
......He's No Gus Frerotte
......Art Vandelay
......Another Ken Victim
......Plastic
......Duke (Get It? The Ballplayer? Heh.)
......Ex-Cincinnati Mayor
......You Say To-Mah-Toe
......Yang Tae-young
......I
Say To-May-Toe
......The Hispanic Dairy Product
......Jean-Paul
......Meb Keflezighi
......Try My Email: u2glenn@earthlink.net
......Too Much Time On His Hands
......Think They Were Lovers?
......The Real Brains Behind The Operation
......Ryan Leaf II
......Alan
......Not
Bush
......Ray Romano
......Peter Boyle
......Doris
Roberts
......Didn't Win The Cookie
......Christopher Lloyd
......Jeff Conaway
......Runner-Up
......Agassi Plus 7 Inches
......HBP King
......He Steps Back When He Swings
......Creepy
......Odd
......Thanks For Coming Out
......Better
Golfer Than All Of Us
......Chevy Chase
......Not A Player
......Matt
Damon
......Billy Martin
......George Steinbrenner
......Pedro
Cerrano
......Rick Vaughn
......The Diamond Guy
......Vicky
......No,
That's Douglas Adams
......Daniel
......Hammy
......Billy Idol
(Same Difference)
......Jim Carrey
......Donna (You Finally Made
It)
......Overexposed!
......Fortunately, It Wasn't Drawn Out
......B-A-R-N-E-Y
......Don Mike? Is He Dutch Mafia?
......Ed McMahon
......Chloe
......Locke
......Eddie Steeples
......Ex-The Band
......Morton's Brother
......Not Chris' Brother
......Do
They Really Need A Whole Month?
......Tim
......Duke
......Crockett
......Michael
Bolton
......Beth After Some Of My Dinners
......Free Roby Chavez!! Free Roby Chavez!!
......Condolences
......Smokey
......Rest
In Peace, Finally
......*shakes head*
......*shakes head again*
......3
Realtors, 1 Mortgage Banker
......1 Realtor, 1 Mortgage
Banker
......Biff
......Horace
......Mortimer
......Gail
......Geeky
......Johnson
......Abdul-Jabbar
......Hondo
......One
Of The Few Repubs I Can Stomach
......One Of The Many I Can't
......One
Is A Cutie
......Has Florida Broken Off And Floated Away?
......Odd
Dodd
......Mr. Mayor. Yay!
......Mr. Commish. Boo!
......Ex-Buffalo
QB
......Ex-Buffalo
......I Bought His Jersey = Will Be Traded
......Clueless
......The
Big Train
......Making Me Look Bad
......Chem Lawn University Fighting Aphids
......Himself
......PHD MD COD
......Declined
......Candee
......Ray
......The Mup, In My Opinion
......Sonya
......Jeff
......Barry
......Luann
......Jim
......Roy
......Roy, Mario, And Todd
......Sillie
......Shit
On A Shingle Roofers, Inc.
......It Took Five Years To Mention Him?
......Ray
......Jeff
......Okay, So
I Hate The Guy
......Kramer
......Danilo
......The Edge (He's A Spitting Image Of Him)
......Galileo Chef
......Nice Enough Not To Repeat It
......Wonder If Barney Drove Him To Smoke?
......2 Kristie Alley's
......Might've Saved Barney's Life
......The Punter
......The Anchor
......Phillip
......Justin/Barney
......Elizabeth
Dole? Oh Shit, No!
......Did She Go To Duke? Woo!
......Kevin
James
......In Therapy
......I Muttered: "C'mon, push!"
......Jim Larranaga
......Lamar Butler
......Gunston
......The
Bridesmaid
......Alex The Great
......Lynn
......Peep Lover
......Innocent
......Guilty!
......Party Pooper
......A-OK
......Condemning Us To Eternal Damnation
......Tomato Farmer
......Jerry Lewis
......The Guinea Pig
......Old But
Sturdy
......Digger
......The New Mr. & Mrs.
......Darren!
......Dallas
Star
......Justin, Barney, Maria, Vicky, Beth, Me
......Hammy, Cathy, Rebecca
......Andrea
......Roy
......Bastards
......R.I.P.
......Dumbass #1
......Dumbass #2
......Wanda
(Sillie)
......Beth's Friend From Middle School
......The Husband Of Beth's Friend From Middle School
......My New Goddaughter
......Hobbs
......The Filmmaker
......Alright, Which Of You Jokers Sent Me This?
......The Author
......Why Can't She Get Me A Job?
......Perry White
......Winner
Winner Chicken Dinner
......Me, Beth, Maria, Ice, Matt, Kenny
......Young
......I Know Her Grandparents
......A Lover Of Sticks, Branches, And Twigs
......The Running Back
......The Center
......The Pitcher
......The Tennis Player
......#10
......#22
......#14
......#4?
......Um...
......#1
......#2
......#15
......Gisella
......Arthur "Big Guy" Carlson
......Mo
......The
Creator
......The Killer
......The Cheerleader
......Hell If I Know
......Horned-Rim Glasses
......Funny, Yet...
......Nikki
......I Erased Her Name From My Memory
......Snacks
......Dropping Hints?
......Kaia And Zach
......Matt's Best Pal
......Crap, I Forgot The Kid's Name
......Mr. Sheeeeeena
......Abby
......Cameroonie
......Represents God
......Represents An Authority Figure
......Represents Major Issues, Dude
......Represents Power
......A Pretty Popular Guy
......Exciting!
......Manny, Moe, And Jack
......Vegas Watch
......Arborscape
......More
Savvy Than I
......I Got Her Fooled
......Probably Not Impressed By My Long Pause
......SouthPaws Veterinary Specialists (Good People)
......Aimee
......Laughing At Me For A Week Straight
......Newish Neighbor
......Oldish (Literally) Neighbor
......I Didn't Say I Wouldn't Go Fishing With The Man
......Terrorist!
......No Relation To Evgeni
......Dean
......Communist By Osmosis?
......Not Smart
......When A Maaaaaaan Loves A Womaaaaan...Oh...Never Mind
......I
Feel Secure
......You Gotta Follow Up On That, Chuck
......President
......Senator
......Not
A Representative
......Owns 3 Hair Salons
......Jeremy Davies
......Slightly
Confused
......I'll Get You
......He Keeps Them Hidden In His Mansion
......Joe
B And Locker
......You Get One More Chance
......Nice Sheath
......Dick
Mama
......Simone
......Defenseman
......Center
......Winger
......Pedophile! Rapist! Degenerate!
......Christine F
......Clueless
......Saladless
......Smaller
Than Barney
......"Less flat in real life," according to Justin
......Mrs. P
......Casual-T
......Sean
......Ex-Aerial
Skier
......Not Concerned......As The Beaver
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