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Monday September 11 2006.
I'd Sell The Dog, But I Probably Wouldn't Get Very Much For Him.

Jeez, business has been verrrry slow in the last month or so. I haven't lost any clients, but a lot of them are putting off their monthly/quarterly newsletters until later later on (with "later on" being completely up in the air). I was doing about 12-15 newsletters per month in the early summer, but I only have 4 to do this month. Lately, my overall Contribution To The Health And Well-Being Of The Household has been coming up a little short. Crap.

It's a little weird for me in that my business depends on the how the U.S. economy is doing, or at least one phase of it (back in my CVS days, business was always good because everyone needs shampoo and Advil and such). I guess my theory was wrong: I figured that if the real estate market was good, agents and brokers would have plenty of cash to spend on my newsletters; if the market was bad, they'd need my newsletters to increase their business. Well, it looks like they need the business, but simply can't afford the newsletters right now. Stupid dumb real estate market.

Actually, the market isn't in bad shape right now, contrary to popular belief. No, houses aren't being snapped up after only four days on the market (like they were the past two or three years), but it's not like the whole market is in the tank. In reality, the market has adjusted back to normal. So, in contrast to the Super Real Estate Market of 2003-2005, people think housing is in the toilet now. But it's not. It's just that buyers and sellers are trying to wait out the market. And who gets hurt? The Glenny.

But, like any good businessman, I'm trying to diversify. I'm currently working on an email version of my newsletter that I can offer to clients at a cheaper rate (no printing = less expenses). My gross income may be start out being less, but hopefully I can make that up through more volume and a higher profit margin. We'll see. Plus, I'm looking into selling some of my real estate and mortgage articles to various publications. It might not pay a whole lot, but it's something.

And if things get really bad, I can always whore myself out to Rat Bastard. I'm sure his 14 acres of grass needs cutting and his nine cars need waxing.

 
     
 
 

 

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