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To: Glenn
From: Tina
Subject: Baked Beans
Hopefully you are on-line now. If you leave now you can go to
The Don & Mike Show's radio studio and win money. It is National Baked Bean Month and they are
celebrating with a baked bean eating and farting contest. $500 cash
money.
To: Tina
From: Glenn
Subject: Re: Baked Beans
One problem: My usual incubation time is 3-4 hours, so it would be at least 6:00 or 7:00 before I released the hounds. And they go off the air at 7:00......
To: Glenn
From: Tina
Subject: Baked Beans
They spoke to a doctor who said the beans would activate in 45 minutes. So that is all the time they would give you. Oh well, you could have won money for Vegas.
To: Tina
From: Glenn
Subject: Re: Baked Beans
45 minutes is hardly enough time for the beans to decompose into a winning stench. That doctor is a quack!
To: Glenn
From: Tina
Subject: Baked Beans
They are looking for noise not smell. Though I am sure you get bonus points if it is stinky.
To: Tina
From: Glenn
Subject: Re: Baked Beans
Ah, the noise factor. Barney would be a better candidate because his sound like two kids playing pattycake under a blanket.This is by far the oddest conversation I've had
in awhile. And for that, I thank you.
